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    Registered User Twinsis's Avatar
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    Ôèëîñîôèÿòà íà åäíî ïðàíå.

    Èìàì åäèí åêçèñòåíöèàëåí âúïðîñ, êîèòî ñå îòíàñÿ çà âñåêè îò âàñ êîèòî íå æèâåå ñ ìàìà è òàòå è ìó ñå íàëàãà äå ñå ïåðå ñàì, à êàêòî å â ìîÿò ñëó÷àé æåíàòà ïóñêà ïåðàëíÿòà, à àç ïðîñòèðàì.
    Îò êðàé âðåìå íå ìîãà äà ñè îòãîâîðÿ íà ñòðàííîòî ÿâëåíèå êîåòî ñå ñëó÷âà ñëåä êàòî â ïðàíåòî ñå ñëîæè êàëúô çà çàâèâêà, íå ìîãà äà ñè îáÿñíÿ êàê ñëåä êàòî èçâàäèø ïðàíåòî âñè÷êîòî ñå å ñúáðàëî ïðåç äóïêàòà íà êàëúôà âúòðå â íåãî.
    Ìèñëÿ äà ïðàòÿ åäíî ïèòàíå äî Brainiacs ïî Discovery çà äà íàïðàâÿò åäèí åêñïåðèìåíò.
    È êàòî çíàì, ÷å ïîâå÷êîòî òóê ñè ïàäàìå äúðâåíè ôèëîñîôè ïðåäëàãàì äà ðàçâèåì íåùàòà íà ôèëîñîâñêî íèâî.
    I'll be in the sky.

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    Íà ìåí ìè ñå å ñëó÷âàëî ñàìî ñ ïåðàëíÿ ñ âåðòèêàëíî èçëèòàíå (ãîðíî ïúëíåíå).
    "Êàê ãîâîðèò íàø äîðîãîé øåô, åñëè ÷åëîâåê èäèîò, òî ýòî íà äîëãî"

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    Áîíäè ñ ò'âà ëè ñå çàíèìàâàø, âìåñòî äà ñè äîâúðøèì Heroes-à

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    ...è îáðàòíîòî - ñëàãàø áåëüî â òîðáè÷êàòà çà òàêîâà, âðúçâàø é âðúçêèòå è êàòî îòâîðèø ïåðàëíÿòà! Òî ñå çàêà÷èëî çà äåòî ìîæå [censored]

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    Ìèñòåðèÿòà íà èçáÿãàëèÿ ÷îðàï.
    Nikon D60, Nikkor AF-S DX 18-55mm, f/3.5-5.6G ED II

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    Êèñåëèÿ ÷îâåê™
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    Ìè ïåðåòå íà ðúêà

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uve_Smotanson View Post
    Ìèñòåðèÿòà íà èçáÿãàëèÿ ÷îðàï.
    È ÿâëåíèåòî "çàáðàâåíà íîñíà êúðïè÷êà â äæîáà"

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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    È ÿâëåíèåòî "çàáðàâåíà íîñíà êúðïè÷êà â äæîáà"
    ooo, òîâà ÿâëåíèå ñúì ãî âèæäàë, ìíîãî ãîòèíî ñòàâà ïðàíåòî - åêñïåðèìåíòèðàéòå êîëåãè!
    ASRock Z68 ext4 gen3 l 2500K@4,5Ghz/1,29V l Megashadow 2xAP-15 l ENGTX560 DCII OC l 2x2GB A-Data
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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    È ÿâëåíèåòî "çàáðàâåíà íîñíà êúðïè÷êà â äæîáà"
    A êúäå ïðîïóñíàõòå ÿâëåíèåòî íà çàáðàâåíàòà ïúëíà êóòèÿ ñ öèãàðè ? Ïî íàáëþäåíèå åôåêòà å ìíîãî ïî äîáúð îò òîçè íà çàáðàâåíàòà íîñíà êúðïè÷êà.

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    Íàøèÿò ÷åðåí êîòàðàê Private's Avatar
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    Òàêà è òàêà êîëåãàòà íàïðàâè óíèêàëíî âäèãàíå íà òåìàòà,
    ùå äîáàâÿ îùå åäíà äîêàçàíà æèòåéñêà ìúäðîñò:
     æèâîòà íà âñåêè ìúæ èäâà ïåðèîä, â êîéòî íàé-ïðîñòî å äà ñè êóïèø ÷èñòèòå ÷îðàïè.
    -= All our life, we are beta testers =-
    -= Âíèìàíèå! Âúçìîæíî å ïîñòîâåòå ìè äà ñúäúðæàò õóìîð, [ñàìî]èðîíèÿ è ñàðêàçúì! =-
    -= Êàêâè òåìè ìå ðàäâàò è çàùî =-= Îòèäîõà ñè äîáðè õîðà: Fo , goblin =-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twinsis View Post
    Èìàì åäèí åêçèñòåíöèàëåí âúïðîñ, êîèòî ñå îòíàñÿ çà âñåêè îò âàñ êîèòî íå æèâåå ñ ìàìà è òàòå è ìó ñå íàëàãà äå ñå ïåðå ñàì, à êàêòî å â ìîÿò ñëó÷àé æåíàòà ïóñêà ïåðàëíÿòà, à àç ïðîñòèðàì.
    Îò êðàé âðåìå íå ìîãà äà ñè îòãîâîðÿ íà ñòðàííîòî ÿâëåíèå êîåòî ñå ñëó÷âà ñëåä êàòî â ïðàíåòî ñå ñëîæè êàëúô çà çàâèâêà, íå ìîãà äà ñè îáÿñíÿ êàê ñëåä êàòî èçâàäèø ïðàíåòî âñè÷êîòî ñå å ñúáðàëî ïðåç äóïêàòà íà êàëúôà âúòðå â íåãî.
    Ìèñëÿ äà ïðàòÿ åäíî ïèòàíå äî Brainiacs ïî Discovery çà äà íàïðàâÿò åäèí åêñïåðèìåíò.
    È êàòî çíàì, ÷å ïîâå÷êîòî òóê ñè ïàäàìå äúðâåíè ôèëîñîôè ïðåäëàãàì äà ðàçâèåì íåùàòà íà ôèëîñîâñêî íèâî.
    Ìíîãî ïîâå÷å ìðàçÿ êàòî ñå óñó÷å ÷àðøàôà ñëåä ñóøóëíÿòà. Àìà ñå óñóêâà íà 900 ... êàòî âúæå çà áÿãàíå îò çàòâîð ïî ôèëìèòå. Ïîñëå êàòî ãî ðàçñó÷å ÷îâåê âúòðå èìà âå÷íî ÷îðàï, áåëüî... àáå âñå íåùî è ãëàäåíåòî å àä ïîðàäè óñóêâàíåòî. Ìðàçÿ, àìà ìíîãî çäðàâî =)

    Quote Originally Posted by Uve_Smotanson View Post
    Ìèñòåðèÿòà íà èçáÿãàëèÿ ÷îðàï.
    Àç îò 15-èíà ãîäèíè ñè ñå ñïðàâÿì ñàì ñ îáùî âçåòî âñè÷êè òàêèâà äîìàêèíñêè çàäúëæåíèÿ. ×îðàï íå ìè å èç÷åçâàë íèêîãà ïðè ïðàíå. ×óâàë ñúì ìíîãî ïúòè äà ñå ñëó÷âà íà òîçè è îíçè, äà íàìèðàì ïî åäèí ÷îðàï â ïåðàëíèòå, íî ïðîñòî ... íå çíàÿ êàê èì ñå ñëó÷âà òàêîâà íåùî íà õîðàòà. Âåðîÿòíî íå âíèìàâàò.

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    Ó íàñ îïðåäåëåíî èìà åäíî ìÿñòî, êúäåòî èìà ïîíå 40 åäèíè÷íè ÷îðàïà... âñåêè èçãóáåí ÷îðàï îòèâà òàì, óáåäåí ñúì...
    Íàé-ëîøîòî íåùî, êîåòî ìîæå äà èì ñå ñëó÷è íà äâå òî÷êè, å äà íå ëåæàò íà åäíà ïðàâà.

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    îáèæäà÷ íà ìèëè õîðà Deputy Dog's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by digital View Post
    Ó íàñ îïðåäåëåíî èìà åäíî ìÿñòî, êúäåòî èìà ïîíå 40 åäèíè÷íè ÷îðàïà... âñåêè èçãóáåí ÷îðàï îòèâà òàì, óáåäåí ñúì...
    ×îðàïåíèÿò Ðàé!!!
    Èçãóáåíèÿò ×îðàïåí Ðàé!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Dog View Post
    ×îðàïåíèÿò Ðàé!!!
    Èçãóáåíèÿò ×îðàïåí Ðàé!
    Òàì êúäåòî å âå÷íî ëÿòî è ìèëèîíè ÷îðàïè ïàñàò íà âîëÿ
    Åíòóñèàñò.
    ÍÅ ÑÚÌ ÄÎÂÎËÅÍ ÎÒ ÏÎÐÍÎÒÎ Â ÒÎß ÑÀÉÒ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by digital View Post
    Ó íàñ îïðåäåëåíî èìà åäíî ìÿñòî, êúäåòî èìà ïîíå 40 åäèíè÷íè ÷îðàïà... âñåêè èçãóáåí ÷îðàï îòèâà òàì, óáåäåí ñúì...
    Ïåðàëíÿòà íå ìè óñóêâà ÷àðøàôèòå, íî ìè îáðúùà ïåðôåêòíî ôëàíåëêèòå. Êàê ãî ïðàâè, íå çíàì. Íÿêîé äåí ùå çàëåïÿ ìèíè-äàò÷èöè è ùå ïóñíà äà âèäÿ êîé áúðêà òàì, äîêàòî íå ãëåäàì. Âèæ, ïðåäíàçíà÷åíèåòî íà ìÿñòîòî çà åäèíè÷íè ÷îðàïè íå ìè å ìíîãî ÿñíî. Ïðåäëàãàì òè äà ñå ñâúðæåø ñ äðóãè õîðà ñ òàêîâà ìÿñòî è äà íàïðàâèòå íåùî êàòî îáìåí íà ïðèáëèçèòåëíî åäíàêâè...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valeri View Post
    Ïåðàëíÿòà íå ìè óñóêâà ÷àðøàôèòå, íî ìè îáðúùà ïåðôåêòíî ôëàíåëêèòå. Êàê ãî ïðàâè, íå çíàì. Íÿêîé äåí ùå çàëåïÿ ìèíè-äàò÷èöè è ùå ïóñíà äà âèäÿ êîé áúðêà òàì, äîêàòî íå ãëåäàì. Âèæ, ïðåäíàçíà÷åíèåòî íà ìÿñòîòî çà åäèíè÷íè ÷îðàïè íå ìè å ìíîãî ÿñíî. Ïðåäëàãàì òè äà ñå ñâúðæåø ñ äðóãè õîðà ñ òàêîâà ìÿñòî è äà íàïðàâèòå íåùî êàòî îáìåí íà ïðèáëèçèòåëíî åäíàêâè...
    Ïðîáâàé äà ñëîæèø îáúðíàòà ôëàíåëêà. Äà ðàçáåðåì äàëè ïåðàëíÿòàòè ìîæå äà ïðàâè îò îáðàòíè > íîðìàëíè èëè ñàìî îò íîðìàëíè â îáðàòíè
    Lenovo Y570 PC:Àthlon 2900mhz x2 ÀC Freezer 64 / Epox MF4 Ultra 3 / 4x512 dd2 860mhz (4 4 4 12 16 )2.0V / Õ1950Pro 512mb 40gb + 120gb+160gb+320gb CoolerMaster GX 550W Logitech WingMan formula force GP /Hp 6720S

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Gamepz View Post
    îáðàòíè > íîðìàëíè èëè ñàìî îò íîðìàëíè â îáðàòíè
    òîâà íàëè âàæè ñàìî çà äðåõè?
    Àêî íÿêîé èìà êó÷å äà ãî ïóñíå âúòðå, äà âèäèì äàëè ùå ñå èçïåäåðàñòè.

    Çà ïðîòîêîëà:
    Ñïîðåä ìåí â êàëúôêàòà å ïî óþòíà è çàòîâà âñè÷êè äðåõè îòèâàò òàì (äà öúêàò áåëîò).


    Ñïîðåä ìåí ÷îðàïè ñà æèâè, ïëîäÿò ñå, ìíîæàò ñå, ÿäúò ñå åäèí äðóã. Çàêîíà íà äæóíãëàòà â ïúëíà ñèëà.
    "Arbeit macht frei" -òîëóïà òèêâåí
    Èäèîò - Òîâà å ÷îâåê ñ èäåè. Àêî ñúì ïðîïóñíàë ïðåïèíàòåëíè çíàöè, òóê èìà ðåçåðâíè:..,,--?!
    OgiDogi: Çàìåðâà ñå ñ ÿéöà, ÿáúëêè, êàìúíè è ò.í., à åëåêòðè÷åñêèòå âåëè÷èíè ñå èçìåðâàò

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valeri View Post
    Ïåðàëíÿòà íå ìè óñóêâà ÷àðøàôèòå, íî ìè îáðúùà ïåðôåêòíî ôëàíåëêèòå.
    Òàÿ å íÿêàêâà ìîäåðíà. Íà íàäïèñèòå ïî ôëàíåëêèòå ïî ïðèíöèï ïèøå "wash inside out". Ïðîáâàé äà ñêúñàø åòèêåò÷åòî, àìà ìÿòàé ïî åäíî îêî äà íå çàöèêëè ïðîãðàìàòà ñ íàäïèñ "No fucking indians! RTFM!"
    You don't stop riding when you are getting old, you are getting old when you stop riding!

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    Òîâà íàèñòèíà ãî ïèøå, íî ñàìî íà òåçè ñ íÿêàêâà ùàìïà. Íà áåëèòå òåíèñêè íÿìà òàêèâà èçèñêâàíèÿ. Àêî ïúê ÿ îáúðíà, òàçè ãàä âåðîÿòíî ùå ÿ âúðíå ñ ùàìïàòà íàãîðå è ïàê çëå.

    P.S. Íà íÿêîè ïèøå äà ñå ïåðàò íà ðúêà ñúùî. Íå ñúì ôåí è íà òîâà. Ïóñêàì íà Delicate è êàêâîòî ñòàíå. Îáèêíîâåíî ñòàâà äîáðå. Äðåõèòå òðÿáâà äà ìè ñëóæàò íà ìåí, à íå àç íà òÿõ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digital View Post
    Ó íàñ îïðåäåëåíî èìà åäíî ìÿñòî, êúäåòî èìà ïîíå 40 åäèíè÷íè ÷îðàïà... âñåêè èçãóáåí ÷îðàï îòèâà òàì, óáåäåí ñúì...
    Can you keep the secret?
    I see dead socks!
    I see dead socks that walk around like regular socks.
    ...à äíåñ ìîÿ ñîáñòâåí íàñëåäíèê, èçâúðøâà ãåðîéñêè áåëè,
    íå ñúì ñå èçãóáèë áåçñëåäíî, ùîì òîé ìå ïîâòàðÿ... íàëè?

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    The Laundry Brake... (only for depressed socks)

    He want`s freedom...
    He can survive the toture of "The washing mashine"...
    He can... run
    Watch only on "Suck`s TV" the new fourth season of best rated TV show "The Laundry Brake"...

    Òîâà âñè÷êîòî ñ ãðîáîâåí àêöåíò íà àìåðèêàíñêè òèòîð, êàçàíî ðàçáèðà ñå íà ãðàìîòåí àíãëèéñêè, íå íà "ìîÿ" (ñîðè çà ïîòðåñà íà àíãëî-ãîâîðÿùèòå, çíàì çà He-It àìà ïî ìå êåôåøå)...
    Nikon D60, Nikkor AF-S DX 18-55mm, f/3.5-5.6G ED II

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    Àêî ñãúíåø íà 4 ÷àðøàôà ïðåäè òîâà, ìîæå è äà íå ñå ïîëó÷è òàêà. Îò äðóãà ñòðàíà ïúê íå ìèñëèø ëè êîëêî ïî-ëåñíî ñå âàäè ïðàíåòî
    *
    Íà ìåí ñúùî ìè èç÷åçâàò ÷îðàïèòå îò âðåìå íà âðåìå (íÿìàì èäåÿ êúäå îòèâàò) , çàòîâà ñúì ñå çàñòðàõîâàëà ñ öÿëî îãðîìíî ÷åêìåäæå , ÷å äà íå ìè ëèïñâàò òîëêîâà )
    “Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.”

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    Àç èìàì îáÿñíåíèå ñ ìîéòî ìèñòåðèîçíî èç÷åçâàíå íà ÷îðàïè, êàçâà ñå Ñàðà

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    Talking

    Àç íè ïèðú - àç íàêèñâúì êîòî èàì çà ïðúíå, çàèáààì ãî çà 1-2 ñåäìèöè è ïîñëå ãî èçïëàêâàì - êîòî ñå îòêèñíàëî, îòêèñíàëî - äðóãîòî - äðóãèÿ ïúò...

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    Êúäå îòèâàò ÷îðàïèòå

    Òåðè Ïðàò÷åò, Äÿäî Ïðàñ (Hogfather):

    'Why would it turn up here?' whispered the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
    'Point of reality instability,' said Ridcully, standing on tiptoe to look into a bleaching cauldron. 'Every damn thing turns up here. You should know that by now.'
    'But why now?' said the Chair of Indefinite Studies.
    'No talking!' hissed the Dean, and leapt out into the next alleyway, staff held protectively in front of him.
    'Hall!' he screamed, and then looked disappointed
    ' Er, how big would this sock-stealing thing be?' said the Senior Wrangler.
    ...........
    The Eater of Socks looked up at the wizards, cautiously. Then its jaws started to work again.
    ... grnf, grnf ...
    'Here, thats one of mine!' said the Chair of Indefinite Studies, making a grab. The Eater of Socks backed away hurriedly.
    It looked like a very small elephant with a very wide, flared trunk, up which one of the Chair's socks was disappearing.
    'Funny lookin' little thing, ain't it?' said Ridcully, leaning his staff against the wall.
    'Let go, you wretched creature!' said the Chair, making a grab for the sock. 'Shoo!'
    The sock eater tried to get away while remaining where it was. This should be impossible, but it is in fact a move attempted by many small animals when they arecaught eating something forbidden. The legs scrabble hurriedly but the neck and feverishly working jaws merely stretch and pivot around the food. Finally the last of the sock disappeared up the snout with a faint sucking noise and the creature lumbered off behind one of the boilers. After a while it poked one suspicious eye around the corner to watch them.........

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