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    Registered User Svetlix's Avatar
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    Êàêâî äà êàæåì çà äà ñå çàïîçíàåì ñ ìîìè÷å?

    1. Îáëèæåòå ïðúñòà ñè, èçòðèéòå ãî â áëóçêàòà é è êàæåòå:
    - Õàéäå äà ìàõíåì òåçè ìîêðè äðåõè!

    2. - Õóáàâè êðàêà. Â êîëêî îòâàðÿò?

    3. - Êàê ïðåäïî÷èòàòå - äà âè êóïÿ ïèòèå èëè íàïðàâî äà âè äàì ïàðèòå?

    4. - Àç ìîæå è äà íå ñúì íàé-êðàñèâèÿ òóê, íî ñúì åäèíñòâåíèÿò, êîéòî ãîâîðè ñ âàñ.

    5. - Èçâèíåòå, ÷å íå ãîâîðÿ ìíîãî, íî åäâà ñå ïðåáîðâàì ñ æåëàíèåòî ñè òàçè âå÷åð äà âè íàïðàâÿ íàé-ùàñòëèâàòà æåíà íà Çåìÿòà!

    6. - Èñêàòå ëè äà âè ïîêàæà ìàëêî áîéíè òåõíèêè? Íàïðèìåð àç ùå ëåãíà, à âèå ùå ...

    7. - Íàèñòèíà áèõ èñêàë äà ðàçáåðà êàê èçãëåæäàòå, êîãàòî àç ñúì ñúáëå÷åí.

    8. - Íå ïðåæèâÿâàéòå, ÷å íå ñòå íàé-êðàñèâàòà òóê - êðàñîòàòà èç÷åçâà â ìèãà, â êîéòî ùðàêíåø êîï÷åòî íà ëàìïàòà.

    9. - Èç÷óêàé ìå, àêî ãðåøà, íî ìèñëÿ, ÷å ñå êàçâàø Õîðíåçèÿ!?

    10. - Áîæå, äðåõèòå âè áèõà èçãëåæäàëè íåâåðîÿòíî ðàçõâúðëÿíè ïî ïîäà íà ñïàëíÿòà ìè!

    11. - Ìîëÿ, çàïîìíåòå èìåòî ìè, ùå âè å íóæíî ïúðâî çà äà ãî øåïòèòå, à ïîñëå - çà äà ãî êðåùèòå.

    12. - Âÿðâàòå ëè â ëþáîâòà îò ïðúâ ïîãëåä èëè äà èçëÿçà è äà âëÿçà ïàê?

    13. - Çäðàâåéòå, àç ñúì ãîñïîäèí Íàé-ïîäõîäÿù ïàðòíüîð. Íÿêîé ìè ñïîìåíà, ÷å ìå òúðñèòå!?

    14. - Çíàåòå ëè, ïðèÿòåëÿò ìè èçãàðÿ îò ëþáîïèòñòâî äàëè ìå ñìÿòàòå çà ñèìïàòè÷åí!

    15. - Çäðàâåéòå, ãëàñîâåòå êîèòî íåïðåñòàííî ÷óâàì, ìå çàñòàâèõà äà äîéäà è äà âè çàãîâîðÿ.

    16. - Íå ñå êàçâàì Ïèñàí, íèòî Øàðî, íî ìîæåòå äà ìå ÷åøåòå ïî êîðåì÷åòî êîãàòî ïîæåëàåòå.

    17. - Çíàÿ, ÷å ìëÿêîòî å ïîëåçíî çà òÿëîòî, íî Áîæå ìîé, êîëêî ìëÿêî ñòå èçïèëè!?

    18. - Èñêàòå ëè äà èçëåçåì çà ìàëêî ïèöà è ñåêñ? Íå!? Êàêâî, íå îáè÷àòå ëè ïèöà?

    19 - Èçâèíåòå, çàãóáèõ ñè êó÷åíöåòî. Ùå ìè ïîìîãíåòå ëè äà ãî íàìåðÿ, ìèñëÿ ÷å âëåçå â åé îíàçè õîòåëñêà ñòàÿ íà ÷àñ.
    Ãîòèíî å äà ñè âàæåí íî ïî-âàæíî å äà ñè ãîòèí!

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    Ìíîãî ñà ÿêè!
    Å òåçè ìå óáèâàò íàïðàâî: 4, 7, 10, 11, 14
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    Àìà òîâà ãî çíàì áå! ×åë ñúì ãî âå÷å,íî ïàê ãîòèíî.

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    Ñàìî íîìåð 5 âúðâè äîëó-ãîðå

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    [bg]A za]o ne: [/bg]****

    Mod. edit (Dark Skywalker): Âñè÷êî å ÎÊ, àêî å â êðúãà íà øåãàòà, íî íÿìà äà ñå òîëåðèðàò èçêàçâàíèÿ, íàãðóáÿâàùè íåæíèÿ ïîë!!!
    Last edited by Dark Skywalker; 28th July 2003 at 11:39.
    Ñïàñåòå Darfur!
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    Originally posted by SongBird
    [bg]A za]o ne: [/bg]****

    Mod. edit (Dark Skywalker): Âñè÷êî å ÎÊ, àêî å â êðúãà íà øåãàòà, íî íÿìà äà ñå òîëåðèðàò èçêàçâàíèÿ, íàãðóáÿâàùè íåæíèÿ ïîë!!!
    Òî÷íî òàêà, Äàðêè! Òîâà ÷å ãè îáâèíÿâàìå çà ðàçíè íåùà íå çíà÷è, ÷å íå ãè õàðåñâàìå
    Îò òèÿ ãîðå èìà ìíîãî äîáðè

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    Âñåêè ñàì ñè ïðåöåíÿ Kayso's Avatar
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    16 êúðòè !
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    Master of Disharmony Shagrath's Avatar
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    CONGO (çà êúðòåíå íà àñôàëò)

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    Ïî-òúïà (èçâèíè ìå çà èçðàçà) òåìà íå ñúì ÷åëà â òîçè ôîðóì.
    Íèòî åäíî îò ïî-ãîðå íàïèñàíèòå èçðàçè íå å äîáðå äà ñå óïîòðåáÿâàò. ïðîòèâåí ñëó÷àéðåçóëòàòà ùå áúäå ñâåòêàâè÷åí:
    1.êðÿñúöè;
    2.øàìàðè;
    3.ïîçîðíî èçõâúðëÿíå îò ìÿñòîòî , íà êîåòî ñå ñëó÷âà ñëó÷êàòà
    Âñè÷êè ñìå àíãåëè ñ åäíî êðèëî, è ìîæåì äà ëåòèì åäèíñòâåíî êàòî ñå ïðåãúðíåì åäèí äðóã.

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    ÎÒ×Å ÍÀØ... Ba4o Kiro's Avatar
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    N:10 å "the best" ...
    Íåäåé äà å ïàëèø òîëêîâà áðå wild rain, òîâà å ñàìî ìàéòàï...
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    Ìàé äíåñ íå ìè å äåí çà ìàéòàïè.Óíèçèòåëíî ìè çâó÷è íåùî
    Âñè÷êè ñìå àíãåëè ñ åäíî êðèëî, è ìîæåì äà ëåòèì åäèíñòâåíî êàòî ñå ïðåãúðíåì åäèí äðóã.

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    8,12 è 19 ñà èäåéíè
    Íå âèæäàì íèùî óíèçèòåëíî, åäâà ëè íÿêîé â äåéñòâèòåëíîñò ùå ãè ïðîáâà òèÿ ðåïëèêè... Òîâà å joke (å åñòåñòâåíî çà òåçè, êîèòî èìàò ÷óâñòâî çà õóìîð è çà ñàìîèðîíèÿ )
    There are only 4 questions of value in life, Don Octavio:
    What is sacred? Of What is the spirit made? What is worth Living for? and What is worth Dying for?
    The answer to each is the same - Only Love!

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    äåâåòè íîìåð....

    #9 íÿìà àíàëîã!!!
    ñåãà ñòàâàì îò ïîäà ïðîñòî å æèñòîêî
    Âúçïèòàíèÿò ìúæ íå ïðàâè çàáåëåæêà íà æåíà, íîñåùà íåïðàâèëíî òðàâåðñà.

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    ìàãüîñíèê èíæåíåð nomatter's Avatar
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    Ìåíå íàé ìå êåôè N1 ... è òàêà ñå ïî÷âà
    HOSTEL part II
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    Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle! lini's Avatar
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    à êàêâî ñòàíà ñúñ íåáåçèñâåñòíîòî "How are YOU doin'?"

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    ìàãüîñíèê èíæåíåð nomatter's Avatar
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    èëè ïî-ðîìàíòè÷íîòî "Hello I love you wan`t you tel me your name?"
    HOSTEL part II
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    9 e ìíîãî ñâåæî

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    Ìíîãî å ÿêî-òàøàêà å ïúëåí :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Òâà ùå ñè ãî êîïíà-âúâ óíèâåðñèòåòà èìà åäíà êîëåæêà êîÿòî íåïðåìåííî òðÿáâà äà ãî âèäè
    THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A FRIEND IS TO BE A FRIEND

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    The Purple Reality... CheateR's Avatar
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    Òåçè èçðàçè ñúì ãè âèæäàë â íåòà ïîíå íà 5 ìåñòà(ñàéòà),Êîé (îò)êîé êðàäå?
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    Originally posted by CheateR
    Êîé (îò)êîé êðàäå?
    Íå,÷å èìà çíà÷åíèå.Íå ìè äîïàäà âñå ïàê
    Âñè÷êè ñìå àíãåëè ñ åäíî êðèëî, è ìîæåì äà ëåòèì åäèíñòâåíî êàòî ñå ïðåãúðíåì åäèí äðóã.

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    Originally posted by CheateR
    Òåçè èçðàçè ñúì ãè âèæäàë â íåòà ïîíå íà 5 ìåñòà(ñàéòà),Êîé (îò)êîé êðàäå?
    Àìè àç íå ñúì ãî ïîñòâàë ñàìî òóêà :>
    Òàêà ÷å êî ñå èçíåíàäàâàø?
    Ìåæäó äðóãî 9 íàé-ìíîî ìå êåôè. Ïðîñòî å óíèêàëíî!
    Ãîòèíî å äà ñè âàæåí íî ïî-âàæíî å äà ñè ãîòèí!

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    õàõàõàõàõõàõàõàõàõàõ
    âñè÷êè ñà ÿàêè
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    Õàðåñâàò ìè âñè÷êèòå. ßêè ñà. Ñïîìíÿòå ëè ñè îíîâà çà "Ñð@ à?"
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    Originally posted by wild rain
    Íå,÷å èìà çíà÷åíèå.Íå ìè äîïàäà âñå ïàê
    À-õà, à êàòî ñè ïèøåì çà ìúæêèòå ïðîñòîòèè (ðàçáèðàé íåäîñòàòúöè) å ìíîãî ãîò, íàëè
    Òàÿ ñè å ìúæêà òåìà, ÿ äà áÿãàø

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