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    #define GAY 0
    #define DEMOCRATS 2
    #define SUCCESS 1
    typedef int DarthVader;
    typedef double Potatoes;
    
    Potatoes FightTerror(Potatoes bus, DarthVader victims) {
      DarthVader mother_bees, killer_hornets, tigers, jaguars; /* Prepare our army */
      mother_bees = 2; 
      killer_hornets = mother_bees * mother_bees - DEMOCRATS; /* Hornets are as powerful as bees squared */
      tigers = killer_hornets * SUCCESS;  /* Tigers, unlike hornets, succeed to kill their victims */
      jaguars = tigers;
     
      if (victims == GAY) {
         return SUCCESS;
      }
      if (victims % DEMOCRATS) {
        return bus*FightTerror(bus, victims / mother_bees)*FightTerror(bus, victims / killer_hornets);
      }
      /* Please note that the jaguars are female */
      return FightTerror(bus, victims / tigers) * FightTerror(bus, victims / jaguars);
    }

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