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    Senile Member QWERTY's Avatar
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    IE5 "IE4 Error Log"

    Internet Explorer 5, - ( techbg). , IE5 , "This program has performed... " "This was an internal error...". . , WINDOWS ( ) , IE4 Error Log.txt


    IE5:
    Code:
    iexplore.c:
    
    /*Internet Exploder 5 supersecret source code*/
    
    #include "ie4.h"
    #include "win.h"
    #include "evenmorebugs.h"
    
    //iexplore.about="Internet Exploder ver. 4";
    iexplore.about="Internet Exploder ver. 5";
    
    iexplore.newwindow() {
     P=win.GetMem("20MB");
     win.FillMemWithShit(P);
    
     sleep(10);
    
     if(!random(100)) win.Crash("Unknown Error!");
    //Don't get angry, windows is a complex technology
    }
    
    main() {
     
     iexplore.newwindow();
     if(win.ComplexNetworkConnection) win.Crash("Consider upgrade to Windows 2003");
     
     iexplore.address=user.DesiredAddress;
     iexplore.address="microsoft.com"; // He actually wants to go to microsoft.com anyway
    
     sleep(10);
    
     if(!Random(100)) {
      iexplore.DisplayWiredMessage(Random(500));
      win.Crash();
     }
     
     iexplore.GetPage();
     
     if(PageTooCmplex()) win.Crash("Illegal Operation");
     
     iexplore.RenderPage();
     
     if(page.nonMSTechnologyDetected) win.crash("Fuck off SUN!");
     if(user.TooSmart) win.crash("Consider upgrde!"); //Fuck off those geeks
    
     if(user.DeveloperDetected) iexplore.DummyMode=1;
    
     iexplore.ShowRandomError();
     iexplore.ActivateRadomBugs();
    
     if(NotCrashedYet()) win.Crash("Error(Random(500))");
    
    /*
     Code by Kali Pundjabi, Kalkuta, 1998.05.05
    
     Bil Rulez!!!
    
     Lin Sucks!!!
    */
    }

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    - localhost. if :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Last edited by NoDude!; 28th January 2004 at 16:33.

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    Master of Disharmony Shagrath's Avatar
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    qwerty [bg]ti nqma[ syrceeeee ............ hahahahaha[/bg] :lol: :lol: :lol:

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