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28th January 2004 07:15 #1
IE5 "IE4 Error Log"
Internet Explorer 5, - ( techbg). , IE5 , "This program has performed... " "This was an internal error...". . , WINDOWS ( ) , IE4 Error Log.txt
IE5:
Code:iexplore.c: /*Internet Exploder 5 supersecret source code*/ #include "ie4.h" #include "win.h" #include "evenmorebugs.h" //iexplore.about="Internet Exploder ver. 4"; iexplore.about="Internet Exploder ver. 5"; iexplore.newwindow() { P=win.GetMem("20MB"); win.FillMemWithShit(P); sleep(10); if(!random(100)) win.Crash("Unknown Error!"); //Don't get angry, windows is a complex technology } main() { iexplore.newwindow(); if(win.ComplexNetworkConnection) win.Crash("Consider upgrade to Windows 2003"); iexplore.address=user.DesiredAddress; iexplore.address="microsoft.com"; // He actually wants to go to microsoft.com anyway sleep(10); if(!Random(100)) { iexplore.DisplayWiredMessage(Random(500)); win.Crash(); } iexplore.GetPage(); if(PageTooCmplex()) win.Crash("Illegal Operation"); iexplore.RenderPage(); if(page.nonMSTechnologyDetected) win.crash("Fuck off SUN!"); if(user.TooSmart) win.crash("Consider upgrde!"); //Fuck off those geeks if(user.DeveloperDetected) iexplore.DummyMode=1; iexplore.ShowRandomError(); iexplore.ActivateRadomBugs(); if(NotCrashedYet()) win.Crash("Error(Random(500))"); /* Code by Kali Pundjabi, Kalkuta, 1998.05.05 Bil Rulez!!! Lin Sucks!!! */ }
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28th January 2004 16:25 #2
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Last edited by NoDude!; 28th January 2004 at 16:33.
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28th January 2004 16:53 #3
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