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    Çà ïëîäîâåòå, ïëîäîðîäèåòî è ñåêñà (îòöåïåíà) - êàê ïåòúê çàïî÷íà îò ïîíåäåëíèê

    Ãîøêî èìà òðè ÿáúëêè, à Ñàøêî èìà IPhone, IPad è Ipod. Ïèòà ñå, ÷èè ÿáúëêè ùå ïðåäïî÷åòå Ìèìè?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VidenSvilenov View Post
    Ãîøêî èìà òðè ÿáúëêè, à Ñàøêî èìà IPhone, IPad è Ipod. Ïèòà ñå, ÷èè ÿáúëêè ùå ïðåäïî÷åòå Ìèìè?
    Aêî è Ìèìè ïðåäëàãà ñàìî ÿáúëêè, à íå äèíè, èëè ïîíå åäðè ïîðòîêàëè - ïèòà ñå êîé è äàâà ïðàâî íà èçáîð
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaxas View Post
    Aêî è Ìèìè ïðåäëàãà ñàìî ÿáúëêè, à íå äèíè, èëè ïîíå åäðè ïîðòîêàëè - ïèòà ñå êîé è äàâà ïðàâî íà èçáîð
    Ìåðàöèòå íà Ãîøêî è Ñàøêî.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zero/one View Post
    Ìåðàöèòå íà Ãîøêî è Ñàøêî.
    Òîåñò óæ èçáèðà ìåæäó ÿáúëêè, à ðåàëíî èçáèðà ìåæäó êèâèòà ñ áàíàí...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaxas View Post
    Òîåñò óæ èçáèðà ìåæäó ÿáúëêè, à ðåàëíî èçáèðà ìåæäó êèâèòà ñ áàíàí...
    Ìõì, èçáðàõ ñè Ãîøêî, Ñàøêî íå ñå ïîÿâè.

    Äâå áëîíäèíêè ðåøàâàò êðúñòîñëîâèöà. Åäíàòà ïèòà:
    - Ìúæêè ïîëîâ îðãàí ñ òðè áóêâè?
    - Îòâåñíî èëè âîäîðàâíî?
    - Îòâåñíî!
    - Ùîì å îòâåñíî, çíà÷è å "ìåê"!

    ï.ï. Êàê áåøå - íà òúìíî âñè÷êè êîòêè ñà ñèâè.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zero/one View Post
    Ìåðàöèòå íà Ãîøêî è Ñàøêî.
    Êîèòî íå å çàäúëæèòåëíî äà ñà êúì Ìèìè. Äà áåøå Åâà ðàçáèðàì, íî ïðè òîëêîâà ëþáèòåëêè íà ÿáúëêè...
    Óáèé ïðîñòàêà ñ ìúë÷àíèå

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    Quote Originally Posted by EMPEROR View Post
    Êîèòî íå å çàäúëæèòåëíî äà ñà êúì Ìèìè. Äà áåøå Åâà ðàçáèðàì, íî ïðè òîëêîâà ëþáèòåëêè íà ÿáúëêè...
    À è êàòî îò÷åòåì ñåêñóàëíàòà îðèåíòàöèÿ íà ëþáèòåëèòå íà ÿáúëêè è õåïòåí ñòàâà ìúòíà ðàáîòàòà êîé êîãî ùå èçáèðà
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaxas View Post
    À è êàòî îò÷åòåì ñåêñóàëíàòà îðèåíòàöèÿ íà ëþáèòåëèòå íà ÿáúëêè è õåïòåí ñòàâà ìúòíà ðàáîòàòà êîé êîãî ùå èçáèðà
    Åé-ñ'ÿ íÿêîé ðåäíèê ùå òè îáÅñíè êàê âúâ âàøàòà êàçàðìà ñòå áèëè ïîâå÷å (ÿáúëêîëþáöèòå) îò òÿõíàòà
    Last edited by System.gc(); 11th March 2013 at 16:59. Reason: óòî÷íåíèå :Ï
    UD3R|Q9550+1283|4x2 G.Skill@1066|MX500+1002FAEX+640AAKS+ST31 60|RX580-8GB|1841BLT|SS-760XP|Define7|z24i|Edifier S350DB
    geniusloci: ÀÌÄ ñå êóïóâà à) àêî ñè áåäåí; á) àêî ñà òå èçëúãàëè; â) àêî ñè áîëåí ôåí? nope|r.i.p.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaxas View Post
    Aêî è Ìèìè ïðåäëàãà ñàìî ÿáúëêè, à íå äèíè, èëè ïîíå åäðè ïîðòîêàëè - ïèòà ñå êîé è äàâà ïðàâî íà èçáîð
    Çàáðàâÿø ÷å Ìèìè ïðåäëàãà è îùå åäèí ïëîä - à èìåííî "ñëèâà". Çàòîâà òÿ å â ïîçèöèÿòà äà èçáèðà, à íå Ãîøêî èëè Ñàøêî

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    Quote Originally Posted by VidenSvilenov View Post
    Ãîøêî èìà òðè ÿáúëêè, à Ñàøêî èìà IPhone, IPad è Ipod. Ïèòà ñå, ÷èè ÿáúëêè ùå ïðåäïî÷åòå Ìèìè?
    Çàâèñè îò æàêà íà ñëóøàëêèòå:


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