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16th February 2004 10:21 #1
Îáùîòî ì/ó PC-òî è ìúæà
Êîå å îáùîòî ìåæäó êîìïþòúðà è ìúæà?
Àìè êîãàòî ìúæà å ìëàä, à êîìïþòúðà íîâ, èìà ìíîãî õàðäóåð è ìàëêî ñîôòóåð. À êîãàòî ìúæà è êîìïþòúðà îñòàðåÿò, èìà ìíîãî ñîôòóåð, àìà õàðäóåðà íå äîñòèãà ...Êå?
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16th February 2004 10:30 #2
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16th February 2004 11:09 #3
Å òîâàìàé çàâèñè è îò ïîääðúêàòà .....
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16th February 2004 11:25 #4
ìäàà, àêî íå å îâåðêëîêâàíî ìíîãî ìîæå è ïîâå÷å äà èçêàðà
Êå?
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16th February 2004 11:37 #5
À àêî ñå ìîäíå è ïî-êðàñèâ ìîæå äà áúäå
Íå îòãîâàðÿì íà íåãðàìîòíè ïîñòîâå. Äà èçòèêàìå HWBG ïàïëà÷òà! Êîïèðàéòå ãî â ïîäïèñà ñè, çà äà ñè âúðíåì ôîðóìà.
Èìàì ñè áëîã è ñè ëàÿ â íåãî
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16th February 2004 11:43 #6
àáå ñ ðåäîâíè úïãðåéäè è ñîôò ïîäõîäÿù íà õàðäóåðà .. ìîæå äîñòà äà èçêàðà .....
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16th February 2004 15:18 #7
Íèå íàëè çàòîâà /ïîíå àç/ ñå çàíèìàâàìå ñ õàðäóåð-÷å äà íè å
õàðä âñè÷êî îùå äúëãî âðåìå
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16th February 2004 19:47 #8
Ïðåäèìñòâîòî å ÷å íèùî íå òðÿáâà äà ñå ïúõà îòçàä çàùîòî íà êîìï-à âñè÷êàòà ïåðèôåðèÿ å òàì.
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16th February 2004 22:17 #9
Äîáúð ëàô å òîâà
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19th February 2004 14:56 #10
A He Or She?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of
gender association in the English language. He noted how hurricanes at one time were given only female names, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she." One of the students raised her hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The teacher wasn't certain. So he divided the class into two groups: males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
àêî èñêàòå, ùå ãî ïðâåäà, àìà ÷àðúò ìó å â èãðàòà íà äóìè
Àêî îáè÷àø åäíî öâåòå, êîåòî ñúùåñòâóâà ñàìî â åäèí åêçåìïëÿð ñðåä ìèëèîíè è ìèëèîíè çâåçäè, òîâà ñòèãà, çà äà ñè ùàñòëèâ, êîãàòî ãëåäàø çâåçäèòå. Ìèñëèø ñè: " Ìîåòî öâåòå å òàì íÿêúäå..." Íî àêî îâöàòà èçÿäå öâåòåòî, çà òåá ñÿêàø âñè÷êè çâåçäè óãàñâàò!
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20th February 2004 03:21 #11Àìè íÿìà äà ñå ïðàéì íà Ëèëè Èâàíîâà ÿ ... òÿ îò òîëêîâà ìîäâàíå íà íèùî íå ïðèëè÷à âå÷åOriginally posted by Joredos
À àêî ñå ìîäíå è ïî-êðàñèâ ìîæå äà áúäå

Àç è òàêà ñúì ñè êðàñèâ è íÿìàì íóæäà îò ìîäâàíå ... à è ñúì ìëàä îùå ... êàò íàïðàâÿ 14 òèÿ äíè ïîêðàé íîâà ãîäèíà ùå ñå çàìèñëÿ ïî-ñåðèîçíî :lol:
Ãîòèíî å äà ñè âàæåí íî ïî-âàæíî å äà ñè ãîòèí!
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20th February 2004 12:52 #12Àáå ëîøîòî å ÷å êàòî ñòàíåø è íà 34 òÿ ïàê ùå ïåå. Ìåí òâà ìå ïðèòåñíÿâà ïîâå÷åOriginally posted by Svetlix
Àìè íÿìà äà ñå ïðàéì íà Ëèëè Èâàíîâà ÿ ... òÿ îò òîëêîâà ìîäâàíå íà íèùî íå ïðèëè÷à âå÷å
Àç è òàêà ñúì ñè êðàñèâ è íÿìàì íóæäà îò ìîäâàíå ... à è ñúì ìëàä îùå ... êàò íàïðàâÿ 14 òèÿ äíè ïîêðàé íîâà ãîäèíà ùå ñå çàìèñëÿ ïî-ñåðèîçíî :lol:
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24th February 2004 23:22 #13
Õàõàõàõàõõà! À áå òî ìíîãî ìúæå ñà ñå ìú÷èëè ñ ìîäîâå è óïãðåéäè àìà ïðè ïîâå÷åòî èìà è ÿêî ñòðàíè÷êè åôåêòè -
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2.Àçèñ - íàïðàâè òóíèíã íà åêñòåðèîðà àìà ñè å ñå ñúùîòî áóðåíöå!
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Ìîãà è îùå ìíîãî äà èçáðîÿ àìà íåìà ñìèñúë! Èíà÷å ñïîðåä ìåí ñè òðåáå ïîääðúæêà íà õàðäóåðà(äîáðå å äà å ðú÷íà àìà ïðàâåíà îò âúíøåí ñïåöèàëèñò çàùîòî èíà÷å.....
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25th February 2004 17:23 #14
Ïúê åòî ðàçëèêèòå ìåæäó PC-òî è Æåíàòà
1. Âèíàãè ìîæå äà ñè èçáåðåòå Êîìïþòúð ñ êîíôèãóðàöèÿ, êîÿòî íàé-ìíîãî âè õàðåñâà.
2. Âèíàãè ìîæåòå äà çàùèòèòå Êîìïþòúðà ñè îò íåñàíêöèîíèðàí äîñòúï.
3. Êîìïþòúðúò íå ñå ñúðäè, àêî ñòå ðàáîòèëè íà äðóã Êîìïþòúð èëè ðàçãëåæäàòå ñïèñàíèå ñ êàðòèíêè íà äðóãè Êîìïþòðè.
4. Êîìïþòúðúò íå èçèñêâà îò âàñ äà ïîäïèøåòå, ïðåäè äà çàïî÷íåòå ðàáîòà ñ íåãî.
5. Êîìïþòúðúò íèêîãà íÿìà äà êàæå: äàâàé äíåñ ïðîñòî äà ïî÷åòåì äîêóìåíòàöèÿòà.
6. Êîìïþòúðúò íèêîãà íå ñå îïúâà êîãàòî ìó íàáóòâàòå äèñêåòà, äàæå è äà ìó ÿ ñëàãàòå â CD-òî .
7. Êîìïþòúðúò íèêîãà íå ñå îïëàêâà, ÷å âàøàòà äèñêåòà å ìåêà èëè ñàìî 3.5 èí÷à.
8. Êîìïþòúðúò íèêîãà íå êàçâà, ÷å ïðîãðàìèðàíåòî èëè ïîääðúæêàòà íà ìèøêà å ìðúñíèøêî çàíèìàíèå.
9. Ïîä êîìïþòúðà íå å íóæíî äà ïîäëàãàòå âúçãëàâíèöà.
10. Êîìïþòúðúò íå êàçâà, ÷å Èâàíîâ ãî èçïîëçâà ïî-äîáðå.
11. Êîìïþòúðúò íèêîãà íå ìîëè äà ìó êóïèòå ïåðèôåðèÿ.
12. Êîìïþòúðúò íÿìà äà ñå îïëà÷å îò âàñ íà ïðîèçâîäèòåëèòå ñè, ÷å íå ãî èçïîëçâàòå äîáðå.
13. Êîìïþòúðúò å ñòóäåí ñàìî êîãàòî âåíòèëàòîðèòå ðàáîòÿò ìíîãî-äîáðå.
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