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    TASK: Shoot yourself in the foot.


    C: You shoot yourself in the foot.

    C++: You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot
    them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible
    since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at
    others and saying,"That's me, over there."

    FORTRAN: You shoot yourself in each toe until you run out of toes, then
    you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you
    continue with the attempts to shoot yourself anyway because you have
    no exception-handling capability.

    Pascal: The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.

    Ada: After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load
    the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When
    you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the
    wrong type.

    COBOL: Using a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place
    ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return
    HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be re-tied.

    LISP: You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which
    you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you
    shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot
    yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot
    yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot
    yourself in the appendage which holds...

    FORTH: Foot in yourself shoot.

    Prolog: You tell your program that you want to be shot in the foot. The
    program figures out how to do it, but the syntax doesn't permit it to
    explain it to you.

    BASIC: Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. On large systems,
    continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.

    Visual Basic: You'll really only appear to have shot yourself in the foot, but
    you'll have had so much fun doing it that you won't care.

    HyperTalk: Put the first bullet of gun into foot left of leg of you. Answer
    the result.

    Motif: You spend days writing a UIL description of your foot, the bullet, its
    trajectory, and the intricate scrollwork onthe ivory handles of the gun.
    When you finally get around to pulling the trigger, the gun jams.

    APL: You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to
    do it in fewer characters.

    SNOBOL: If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot. If you fail, shoot
    yourself in the right foot.

    Unix:% ls foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o % rm * .o rm:.o no such file or
    directory % ls %

    Concurrent Euclid: You shoot yourself in somebody else's foot.

    370 JCL: You send your foot down to MIS and include a 400-page
    document explaining exactly how you want it to be shot. Three years
    later, your foot comes back deep-fried.

    Paradox: Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can, too.

    Access: You try to point the gun at your foot, but it shoots holes in all
    your Borland distribution diskettes instead.

    Revelation: You're sure you're going to be able to shoot yourself in the
    foot, just as soon as you figure out what all these nifty little bullet-thingies
    are for.

    Assembler: You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you
    must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.

    Modula2: After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this
    language, you shoot yourself in the head.

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