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13th May 2004 15:25 #1Registered User
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FUN - Åçèöè çà ïðîãðàìèðàíå
Ìàëêî ñìÿõ íà òåìà ïðîãðàìèðàíå:
TASK: Shoot yourself in the foot.
C: You shoot yourself in the foot.
C++: You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot
them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible
since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at
others and saying,"That's me, over there."
FORTRAN: You shoot yourself in each toe until you run out of toes, then
you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you
continue with the attempts to shoot yourself anyway because you have
no exception-handling capability.
Pascal: The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.
Ada: After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load
the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When
you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the
wrong type.
COBOL: Using a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place
ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return
HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be re-tied.
LISP: You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which
you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you
shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot
yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot
yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot
yourself in the appendage which holds...
FORTH: Foot in yourself shoot.
Prolog: You tell your program that you want to be shot in the foot. The
program figures out how to do it, but the syntax doesn't permit it to
explain it to you.
BASIC: Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. On large systems,
continue until entire lower body is waterlogged.
Visual Basic: You'll really only appear to have shot yourself in the foot, but
you'll have had so much fun doing it that you won't care.
HyperTalk: Put the first bullet of gun into foot left of leg of you. Answer
the result.
Motif: You spend days writing a UIL description of your foot, the bullet, its
trajectory, and the intricate scrollwork onthe ivory handles of the gun.
When you finally get around to pulling the trigger, the gun jams.
APL: You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to
do it in fewer characters.
SNOBOL: If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot. If you fail, shoot
yourself in the right foot.
Unix:% ls foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o % rm * .o rm:.o no such file or
directory % ls %
Concurrent Euclid: You shoot yourself in somebody else's foot.
370 JCL: You send your foot down to MIS and include a 400-page
document explaining exactly how you want it to be shot. Three years
later, your foot comes back deep-fried.
Paradox: Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can, too.
Access: You try to point the gun at your foot, but it shoots holes in all
your Borland distribution diskettes instead.
Revelation: You're sure you're going to be able to shoot yourself in the
foot, just as soon as you figure out what all these nifty little bullet-thingies
are for.
Assembler: You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you
must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.
Modula2: After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this
language, you shoot yourself in the head.
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13th May 2004 15:49 #2
êàòî ñå çàìèñëÿ ñàìî ïðîãðàìèñò ìîæå ñå õèëè íà òâà.
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13th May 2004 16:07 #3Registered User
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Äà, àìà ñå õèëè çâåðñêèOriginally posted by threed
êàòî ñå çàìèñëÿ ñàìî ïðîãðàìèñò ìîæå ñå õèëè íà òâà.
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13th May 2004 16:18 #4
Ñòàðî, íî ïúê ñè å ÿêî...
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Àç ñè ñå êåôÿ íà ïðîñòè÷êèÿ ñëó÷àé ñúñ "C"...In the long run, we àre all dead
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13th May 2004 16:21 #5
Re: Ñòàðî, íî ïúê ñè å ÿêî...
off :Originally posted by SingulusCorpora
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Àç ñè ñå êåôÿ íà ïðîñòè÷êèÿ ñëó÷àé ñúñ "C"...
ëè÷è ñè îò ïîäïèñà òè
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13th May 2004 16:46 #6
Íà Ôîðòðàí è Àñåìáëúð íàé-êåôÿò ìàé
Õúì, SingulusCorpora, Ñè íå ñúì ïèïàë, íî ïðàâè ëè íåùî òîçè ñèíòàêñ êîéòî ñè ñëîæèë çà ïîäïèñ? Òåçè èòåðàöèè ìàëêî áåçìèñëåíè ìè ñå âèæäàò..
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13th May 2004 17:14 #7
Äà...
Íà ïðúâ ïîãëåä ñà áåçñìèñëåíè, îáà÷å ðåçóëòàòà ñè å ñúâñåì ñìèñëåí.....Originally posted by NoDude!
Íà Ôîðòðàí è Àñåìáëúð íàé-êåôÿò ìàé
Õúì, SingulusCorpora, Ñè íå ñúì ïèïàë, íî ïðàâè ëè íåùî òîçè ñèíòàêñ êîéòî ñè ñëîæèë çà ïîäïèñ? Òåçè èòåðàöèè ìàëêî áåçìèñëåíè ìè ñå âèæäàò..
Àêî íÿêîé ñå èíòåðåñóâà, è íÿìà C êîìïèëàòîð, ìîæå äà àòà÷íà êîìïèëèðàíî exe ñ òîçè êîä, çà äà ñå âèäè çà êàêâî ñòàâà äóìà...
Last edited by SingulusCorpora; 13th May 2004 at 17:19.
In the long run, we àre all dead
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13th May 2004 18:17 #8
Íå ñúì çàïîçíàò ñúñ ñèíòàêñà, çàòîâà ìè èçãëåæäàò áåçìèñëåíè, ñúæàëÿâàì... Àòà÷íè åäíî program.exe.txt äà âèäÿ/âèäèì çà êàêâî ñòàâà âúïðîñ (ïðåäïîëàãàì, ÷å èçïèñâà íåùî, çàùîòî âèæäàì åäíà ñèìâîëíà ïîðåäèöà ñëåä x èòåðàöèÿòà, ìà íå ìè ñå ôèëîñîâñòâà ìíîãî ìíîãî)...
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13th May 2004 18:30 #9
Åòî ãî...
Originally posted by NoDude!
Íå ñúì çàïîçíàò ñúñ ñèíòàêñà, çàòîâà ìè èçãëåæäàò áåçìèñëåíè, ñúæàëÿâàì... Àòà÷íè åäíî program.exe.txt äà âèäÿ/âèäèì çà êàêâî ñòàâà âúïðîñ (ïðåäïîëàãàì, ÷å èçïèñâà íåùî, çàùîòî âèæäàì åäíà ñèìâîëíà ïîðåäèöà ñëåä x èòåðàöèÿòà, ìà íå ìè ñå ôèëîñîâñòâà ìíîãî ìíîãî)...In the long run, we àre all dead
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13th May 2004 18:33 #10
Õììì... Ìîæå áè àç íÿìàì âúîáðàæåíèå, íî ìè ïðèëè÷à íà ÷åðåïà íà ïúíèøúð òîâà, îáúðíàò íà 90 ãðàäóñà... Êàêâî áè òðÿáâàëî äà ïðåäñòàâëÿâà òàçè êàðòèíêà ïî ïèíöèï?
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13th May 2004 20:51 #11ôðàêòàë, ìîæå áèOriginally posted by NoDude!
Õììì... Ìîæå áè àç íÿìàì âúîáðàæåíèå, íî ìè ïðèëè÷à íà ÷åðåïà íà ïúíèøúð òîâà, îáúðíàò íà 90 ãðàäóñà... Êàêâî áè òðÿáâàëî äà ïðåäñòàâëÿâà òàçè êàðòèíêà ïî ïèíöèï?




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