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    Registered User VanClompf's Avatar
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    Ôðàçà åäíîâðåìåííî çà ñåêñ è äîêàòî ñå÷åòå â ãîðàòà åëõè÷êà çà Êîëåäà (îòöåïåíà)

    Êîÿ ôðàçà ìîæå äà ñå èçïîëçâà åäíîâðåìåííî ïî âðåìå íà ñåêñ, è äîêàòî ñå÷åòå â ãîðàòà åëõè÷êà çà Êîëåäà?

    Æèâà ùåøå äà å ïî-äîáðå.
    Ñêðèò/Hidden: Îòãîâîð:
    Last edited by VanClompf; 4th December 2022 at 13:12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanClompf View Post
    Êîÿ ôðàçà ìîæå äà ñå èçïîëçâà åäíîâðåìåííî ïî âðåìå íà ñåêñ, è äîêàòî ñå÷åòå â ãîðàòà åëõè÷êà çà Êîëåäà?

    Æèâà ùåøå äà å ïî-äîáðå.
    Ñêðèò/Hidden: Îòãîâîð:
    Íå î÷àêâàõ äà óñïåÿ.
    Ñåêè ñàì ñè ïðåöåíÿ.

    #makeHWBGgreatagain

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    èíæ. ìàãüîñíèê worm4's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanClompf View Post
    Êîÿ ôðàçà ìîæå äà ñå èçïîëçâà åäíîâðåìåííî ïî âðåìå íà ñåêñ, è äîêàòî ñå÷åòå â ãîðàòà åëõè÷êà çà Êîëåäà?

    Æèâà ùåøå äà å ïî-äîáðå.
    Ñêðèò/Hidden: Îòãîâîð:
    Ïî-áúðçî áåøå îò êîëêîòî î÷àêâàõ.
    "Arbeit macht frei" -òîëóïà òèêâåí
    Èäèîò - Òîâà å ÷îâåê ñ èäåè. Àêî ñúì ïðîïóñíàë ïðåïèíàòåëíè çíàöè, òóê èìà ðåçåðâíè:..,,--?!
    OgiDogi: Çàìåðâà ñå ñ ÿéöà, ÿáúëêè, êàìúíè è ò.í., à åëåêòðè÷åñêèòå âåëè÷èíè ñå èçìåðâàò

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    ...îò ïåðñîíàëà Cenzor's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by VanClompf View Post
    Êîÿ ôðàçà ìîæå äà ñå èçïîëçâà åäíîâðåìåííî ïî âðåìå íà ñåêñ, è äîêàòî ñå÷åòå â ãîðàòà åëõè÷êà çà Êîëåäà?

    Æèâà ùåøå äà å ïî-äîáðå.
    Ñêðèò/Hidden: Îòãîâîð:
    Îðèãèíàëúò å "Êàêâî ìîæåòå äà êàæåòå ïî âðåìå íà ñåêñ, è äîêàòî óêðàñÿâàòå êîëåäíàòà åëõà?"
    È òàì èçáîðúò å äîñòà ãîëÿì :

    "- Òåçè òîïêè ñòîÿò äîñòà äîáðå"
    "- Îáèêíîâåíî ãè õàðåñâàì ïî-ðîøàâè, àìà è òàçè íå å çëå"
    " - Òàçè êîòêà ìíîãî ïðå÷è"
    " - Òîâà å ìíîãî ÿêî, æàëêî ÷å å ñàìî âåäíúæ â ãîäèíàòà "
    " - Òàçè ãðîçíàòà ÷àñò ÿ îáúðíè êúì ñòåíàòà "
    " - Äàëè äà íå âèêíåì íÿêîé ïðèÿòåë äà ïîìîãíå, ÷å å òàçè å ìíîãî ãîëÿìà"

    Âèå ïîìàãàéòå íàòàòúê...
    "May your glass be ever full.
    May the roof over your head be always strong.
    And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cenzor View Post
    Îðèãèíàëúò å "Êàêâî ìîæåòå äà êàæåòå ïî âðåìå íà ñåêñ, è äîêàòî óêðàñÿâàòå êîëåäíàòà åëõà?"
    È òàì èçáîðúò å äîñòà ãîëÿì :

    "- Òåçè òîïêè ñòîÿò äîñòà äîáðå"
    "- Îáèêíîâåíî ãè õàðåñâàì ïî-ðîøàâè, àìà è òàçè íå å çëå"
    " - Òàçè êîòêà ìíîãî ïðå÷è"
    " - Òîâà å ìíîãî ÿêî, æàëêî ÷å å ñàìî âåäíúæ â ãîäèíàòà "
    " - Òàçè ãðîçíàòà ÷àñò ÿ îáúðíè êúì ñòåíàòà "
    " - Äàëè äà íå âèêíåì íÿêîé ïðèÿòåë äà ïîìîãíå, ÷å å òàçè å ìíîãî ãîëÿìà"

    Âèå ïîìàãàéòå íàòàòúê...
    Îòïðåä ñå ïîëó÷è ìíîãî äîáðå, äàé ñåãà îòçàä äà íàïðàâèì íåùî.
    Last edited by rager; 3rd December 2022 at 21:37.
    Ñåêè ñàì ñè ïðåöåíÿ.

    #makeHWBGgreatagain

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    "Àéäå ñåãà äà ñëîæèì âðúõ÷åòî"

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    æåëåçîáåòîíäúðâåí pehoko's Avatar
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    Íå ñ òèÿ ñâåùè, ÷å ùå ñå ïîäïàëèìå
    íå ìå èíòåðåñóâàò ìíåíèÿòà íà ëèöàòà
    NiOOH Madboy BozoMaster Bucket tony HillyBilly tedych Spellcaster MrShadow nbozhinov degman tonich
    äà íå ìå àïîñòðîôèðàò, îòãîâîð íÿìà äà ïîëó÷àò

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    êîïóê nikolce's Avatar
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    Òàêà õàðåñâà ëè òè, äîáðå ëè å?

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    èíæ. ìàãüîñíèê worm4's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by vaskooo123 View Post
    "Àéäå ñåãà äà ìóøíåìâðúõ÷åòî"
    Ìàé òðÿáâàøå äà âçåìà ïî-ìàëêà.
    "Arbeit macht frei" -òîëóïà òèêâåí
    Èäèîò - Òîâà å ÷îâåê ñ èäåè. Àêî ñúì ïðîïóñíàë ïðåïèíàòåëíè çíàöè, òóê èìà ðåçåðâíè:..,,--?!
    OgiDogi: Çàìåðâà ñå ñ ÿéöà, ÿáúëêè, êàìúíè è ò.í., à åëåêòðè÷åñêèòå âåëè÷èíè ñå èçìåðâàò

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    Quote Originally Posted by VanClompf View Post
    Êîÿ ôðàçà ìîæå äà ñå èçïîëçâà åäíîâðåìåííî ïî âðåìå íà ñåêñ, è äîêàòî ñå÷åòå â ãîðàòà åëõè÷êà çà Êîëåäà?

    Æèâà ùåøå äà å ïî-äîáðå.
    Ñêðèò/Hidden: Îòãîâîð:
    Áàõ êàê áîäå òóé ÷óäî
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    Äàíî íå íè õâàíå ãîðñêèÿ.

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    Registered User ranis5's Avatar
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    Íå òàì.

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    Ìàé å âðåìå äà äîéäå Êîòàðàêà äà êîìïèëèðà çà òåìàòà çà áèñåðè... Òåçè ïîíå íàèñòèíà ñè ñòðóâàò
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    Åáàñè äúðâîòî
    Gigabyte DS3P, E4400@9x333, 2x2Gb Super T@1000Mhz, Gigabyte GTX460OC 768Mb

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    Æåíà ìè íÿìà äà ãî îäîáðè


    Çàìðúçíàõà ìè ðúöåòå äîêàòî ÿ íàìåñòÿ
    Last edited by tonib; 3rd December 2022 at 11:29.

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    Íàøèÿò ÷åðåí êîòàðàê Private's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaxas View Post
    Ìàé å âðåìå äà äîéäå Êîòàðàêà äà êîìïèëèðà çà òåìàòà çà áèñåðè...
    Êàòî ñâúðøè ôëàøìîáà, ùå áàöíà åäíà êîìïèëàöèéêà.

    Ïîäîáíà èäåÿ, ñàìî ãëåÉòå êàêâî ñòàâà â êîìåíòàðèòå :

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    -= Êàêâè òåìè ìå ðàäâàò è çàùî =-= Îòèäîõà ñè äîáðè õîðà: Fo , goblin =-

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    ìàëêî ñå îêàëÿõ...

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    Registered User raven's Avatar
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    Íà êîìøèÿòà å ïî äîáðå ...
    Ú ú ú êâî ïèïíàõ,÷å òðúãíà-â õàðäóåðà íÿìà ÷óäåñà,ïðîñòî ëîø êîíòàêò.
    Âðúçâàé ñìåëî ñõåìàòà,êîåòî å èçëèøíî ùå èçãîðè
    Ãîñïîäè ïîìîãíè è çàçåìè

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    Quote Originally Posted by raven View Post
    Íà êîìøèÿòà å ïî äîáðå ...
    Íà êîìøèéêàòà å ïî-ìàëêà.
    Ñåêè ñàì ñè ïðåöåíÿ.

    #makeHWBGgreatagain

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoC View Post
    Íà êîìøèéêàòà å ïî-ìàëêà.
    Íà êîìøèéêàòà äðàñêà ïî-ìàëêî.
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    ⛧ ×óæäåñòðàíåí àãåíò ⛧ mitku's Avatar
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    Ùå ãî ñëîæà îòçàä.
    * Last Words: Modding... clocking?! Never!... This is bullshit! ... well... maybe only this time... just a little...
    * Êîìïþòðèòå ÍÅ ïðàâÿò òîâà, êîåòî èñêàø... òå ïðàâÿò òîâà, êîåòî ìîæåø äà ãè íàêàðàø äà ñâúðøàò.

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    Àç ùå ïî÷íà îòäîëó .

    DN2103 ñ TT
    Last edited by hitman; 3rd December 2022 at 19:39.
    Ñïàñåòå ñòðåëåöà !
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    Îùå å çåëåíà...
    Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
    Ïëàíèíà.áã

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    èíæ. ìàãüîñíèê worm4's Avatar
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    Äîáðååå, òîâà íÿìà äà ñâúðøè ñêîðî...
    "Arbeit macht frei" -òîëóïà òèêâåí
    Èäèîò - Òîâà å ÷îâåê ñ èäåè. Àêî ñúì ïðîïóñíàë ïðåïèíàòåëíè çíàöè, òóê èìà ðåçåðâíè:..,,--?!
    OgiDogi: Çàìåðâà ñå ñ ÿéöà, ÿáúëêè, êàìúíè è ò.í., à åëåêòðè÷åñêèòå âåëè÷èíè ñå èçìåðâàò

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    Ìíîãî å ìðúñíî îòäîëó.

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