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    Ïðîñòî ÷îâåê Dr. P's Avatar
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    Êàòî êëàìåð...

    Èìàì åäèí ïîçíàò - Ï, íà êîãîòî ïðàâÿ ïðåâîäè îò ãîäèíè íàñàì. Äîñêîðî ÷îâåêúò äúðæåøå äà ìè èçïðàùà íåùàòà ïî ôàêñà, êàêòî è äà ãè ïîëó÷àâà ïî ñúùèÿ íà÷èí. Íàé-ñåòíå ïðåäè îêîëî ãîäèíà ãî óáåäèõ â ïðåäèìñòâàòà íà e-maila è êîìïþòúðà. Òà äíåñ äîéäå äà ìè îñòàâè íà ðúêà åäèí ïðåâîä. Êàòî ñå ðàçäåëÿõìå ãî ïîïèòàõ çà âñåêè ñëó÷àé:
    - Ï, â êàêúâ ôîðìàò èñêàø äà òè èçïðàòÿ ôàéëà ñ ïðåâîäà?
    Ï ñå çàìèñëè ñúäáîâíî è ñëåä åäíà ìèíóòà èíòåëåêòóàëåí íàïúí óáåäåíî ìè îòâúðíà:
    - Êàòî êëàìåð!
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    Senile Member QWERTY's Avatar
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    Õàõàõàõà... Âèíàãè ùå èìà õîðà íà êîèòî ïðîãðåñà è íîâèòå òåõíîëîãèè èì èäâàò â ïîâå÷êî...

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    ×ëåí
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    Õàõàõà, àç ñå çàìèñëèõ íÿêîëêî ñåêóíäè ïðåäè äà îñúçíàÿ êàêúâ å òîÿ êëàìåð. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Ëåëå :lol: :lol: è íà ìåíå ìè òðÿààøå âðåìå ! Îáà÷å ñåãà ÿ äà ïèòàì êàê ìîãà äà ãî ìàõíà òîÿ êëàìåð îò Office 2000 , ÷å ìå äðàçíè çâåðñêè - èäâà ìè äà ãî íàãúíà àìà íåìà - íå âèæäàì êàê øå ñòàíå...

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    Registered User NoDude!'s Avatar
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    [bg]za]o be... tolkowa e sladko[/bg] http://inconnu.isu.edu/~ink/new/humo...ip_suicide.jpg

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    ðàçñåÿí mio's Avatar
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    ß äà óòî÷íèì çà êëàìåðà, àç ïîìèñëèõ ÷å èìà ïðåä âèä èêîíàòà íà ïðèêà÷åíèòå ôàéëîâå
    don't be a prick, hot chick, be a dick

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    showstopper Ãåîðãè's Avatar
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    Originally posted by mio
    ß äà óòî÷íèì çà êëàìåðà, àç ïîìèñëèõ ÷å èìà ïðåä âèä èêîíàòà íà ïðèêà÷åíèòå ôàéëîâå
    Aìè òî÷íî íåÿ èìà ïðåäâèä!
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    Registered User ×åðíîêðèëèÿ's Avatar
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    Originally posted by Veseliq
    Ëåëå :lol: :lol: è íà ìåíå ìè òðÿààøå âðåìå ! Îáà÷å ñåãà ÿ äà ïèòàì êàê ìîãà äà ãî ìàõíà òîÿ êëàìåð îò Office 2000 , ÷å ìå äðàçíè çâåðñêè - èäâà ìè äà ãî íàãúíà àìà íåìà - íå âèæäàì êàê øå ñòàíå...
    Ñÿ ùå òè ñå íàëîæè äà ñå ïîíàïúíåø îùå ìàëêî , ùîòî ÿâíî äîñåãà íå å äîñòàòú÷íî
    Áåç âàñ!

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    Mmmm, sessy!
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    Åé, íÿìà äà ïèïàòå Êëèòîð÷î... úúú Êëèïèò÷î

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    Õèõè ÿêî
    äåí 1: Ïðàíè ÷îðàïêè - îáè÷àì ãè , à çà òåç êîèòî íå ãè -> http://vde.hit.bg
    Âñè÷êè ÷àñòè âå÷å è â e-bane

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    Ïðîñòî ÷îâåê Dr. P's Avatar
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    Çà àòà÷ìúíò ñòàâà äóìà, à íå çà Êëèòîð
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    Dark Traveler massacre's Avatar
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    E, òîé ñúùî ìîæå äà áúäå ðàçãëåæäàì êàòî âèä "ïðèêà÷åí", àìà ñè å ïî "default".

    Ï.Ï. Ñòðóâà ìè ñå, ÷å òåìàòà íå áåøå îò ïîäîáíî åÂñòåÂñòÔî, äà íå ãîâîðèì, ÷å ìàé áàÿ íàðîä îñòàíà çà ìîìåíò áåç ðàáîòà. :lol:
    Sarcasm is just one more service I îffer.
    Me, mad? Haha... quite likely.
    There is life. There is death. And then there is me.

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    À ïúê àç èìàì Ëàäà Íèâà Hypodil_SIC8703's Avatar
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    Originally posted by mio
    ß äà óòî÷íèì çà êëàìåðà, àç ïîìèñëèõ ÷å èìà ïðåä âèä èêîíàòà íà ïðèêà÷åíèòå ôàéëîâå
    õàõàõà, ïîäðèãàâòå ìó ñå íà Ï, à êàòî ãëåäàì ñàìè ñè ñå îáúðêàõòå õåõå
    "...îòèäîõ â4åðà èìàõìå çáèðêà è åäèí êîëåãà ñàîïùèõìó àç êâà å ðàáîòàòà äîäè è íàïðàâî ìè êàçà êâî ìè èìà íà êîëàòà áàõòè ïè÷à" (BMW ôîðóì)

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