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    People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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    People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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    When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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    When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
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    People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

    When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

    People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks! Thats an image I really didn't need.

    When youre involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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    When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
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