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    Subject: Supervisor Comments
    These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performance
    evaluations.

    1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
    started to dig."
    2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
    3. "This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more of a
    definite
    won't be."
    4. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
    5. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
    6. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
    achieve
    them."
    7. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
    8. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
    9. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
    together."
    10. "A gross ignoramus --- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
    11. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
    12. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
    13. "He's been working with glue too much."
    14. "He would argue with a signpost."
    15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
    16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
    17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other
    one."
    18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
    19. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
    coming."
    20. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
    26. "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
    21. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
    22. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
    23. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
    24. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
    25. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead

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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - , ?
    ... :lol: :lol:
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    ... , daily humour page
    @Sirakuza: wtf?!?!

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    , . ?

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