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    Registered User 6taiiN's Avatar
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    Æåíèòå è ôóòáîëíèòå òåðåíè:)))))

    1. Èìà ãîëÿìà ðàçëèêà â òåðåíèòå ïî îòíîøåíèå íà äúëæèíàòà è øèðî÷èíàòà. Òîâà ïðåäîïðåäåëÿ è ðàçëè÷íîòî êà÷åñòâî íà èãðàòà.
    2. Òåðåíèòå âàðèðàò îò äîáðå çàòðåâåíè äî àáñîëþòíî ãîëè.
    3. Ïîìíåòå, ÷å ìîæå äà ñå îòáåëåæè è â äâàòà êðàÿ íà òåðåíà.
    4. Øïàãàòèòå îòçàä íåâèíàãè ñà íàðóøåíèÿ. Âñè÷êî çàâèñè îò ñîáñòâåíèêà íà òåðåíà.
    5. Áúäåòå âíèìàòåëíè! Ñëåä íÿêîëêî ÷àøè áèðà òåðåíèòå èçãëåæäàò ïî ñòàíäàðòèòå íà Âèñøàòà àíãëèéñêà ëèãà, íî â äåéñòâèòåëíîñò íå ñà òîëêîâà äîáðè è çà àìàòüîðñêè ôóòáîë.
    6. Ñàìî íÿêîè òåðåíè ïðåäëàãàò óñëîâèÿ çà ìèíèôóòáîë çà ïåòèìà.
    7. Íå ïðàâåòå ïóáëè÷íî äîñòîÿíèå æåëàíèåòî ñè äà èãðàåòå íà "Óåìáëè", íèòî ïúê ñïîìåíàâàéòå òåðåíèòå, íà êîèòî ñòå ãîñòóâàëè.
    8. Ïðîäúëæåíèÿòà âèíàãè çàâèñÿò îò òîâà çà êîëêî âðåìå å ðåçåðâèðàí òåðåíúò.
    9. Âèíàãè ïèòàéòå, ïðåäè äà íàïóñíåòå òåðåíà è äà âëåçåòå â òóíåëà. Íå î÷àêâàéòå äà âè áúäå ïîçâîëåíî äà èçëåçåòå îò òóíåëà íàïðàâî íà ãîëëèíèÿòà è äà îòáåëåæèòå. Òîâà ìîæå äà âè êîñòâà çàáðàíà äà èçïîëçâàòå ñúîðúæåíèåòî ïîâòîðíî.
    10. Îò âðåìå íà âðåìå íà âðàòàòà ìîæå äà çàñòàíå òâúðäå ïðîïóñêëèâ âðàòàð.
    11. Âçåìåòå ïðåäâèä, ÷å ìíîãî òåðåíè ñà äîìàêèíè íà æåíñêè ôóòáîë ïîíå äâà ïúòè ñåäìè÷íî.

    Îò â-ê Ñòàíäàðò
    Îïèòúò - òîâà å, êîåòî ïîçâîëÿâà íà ÷îâåêà, ïðàâåéêè ãðåøêà äà êàæå:”Òàêà ñè è çíàåõ!”

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    ïîëçâà redhat Manchev's Avatar
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    ÁÌÓÕÀÕÕÀÀ "
    È êàòî ñòàíà äóìà çà èãðè:

    The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
    [list=1][*]Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
    [*]Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
    [*]Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
    [*]For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
    [*]Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
    [*]Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
    [*]It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
    [*]Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
    [*]Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
    [*]Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
    [*]Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
    [*]The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
    [*]Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.
    [*]Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
    [*]It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match
    [/list=1]
    Èëè ñ êàðòèíêè òóê

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    Registered User Demonaz's Avatar
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    Õàõàõàõ. Áîëíèöè. Òîâà çà ôóòáîëà å ìíîãî ÿêî.
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    Registered User Svetlix's Avatar
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    Re: Æåíèòå è ôóòáîëíèòå òåðåíè:)))))

    Originally posted by 6taiiN
    9. Âèíàãè ïèòàéòå, ïðåäè äà íàïóñíåòå òåðåíà è äà âëåçåòå â òóíåëà. Íå î÷àêâàéòå äà âè áúäå ïîçâîëåíî äà èçëåçåòå îò òóíåëà íàïðàâî íà ãîëëèíèÿòà è äà îòáåëåæèòå. Òîâà ìîæå äà âè êîñòâà çàáðàíà äà èçïîëçâàòå ñúîðúæåíèåòî ïîâòîðíî.
    10. Îò âðåìå íà âðåìå íà âðàòàòà ìîæå äà çàñòàíå òâúðäå ïðîïóñêëèâ âðàòàð.
    Òåçè äâåòå ìå õâúðëèõà â òú÷ äåò ñå âèêà
    Ãîòèíî å äà ñè âàæåí íî ïî-âàæíî å äà ñè ãîòèí!

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    áóàõààààà, åé òîâà ìå ðàçáè íàèñòèíà

    áðàâîñ 6taiiN, ñóïåð ÿêî:lol: :lol: :lol:

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