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    Ìàëêî ñìÿõ...

    Îò www.e-bane.net

    ...åòî è ïîñëåäíèòå íîâèíè îò ÷àòåðñêèÿ ñâÿò:

    [dreawn] Ïî ðàíî äíåñ ðàçáðàõ îò åäèí ïðèÿòåë ÷å ïîëîâèí ëèòúð åëèòíà áèêîâà ñïåðìà ñå ïðîäàâà çà 10 áîíà
    [dreawn] è âå÷å èìàì íîâî çàíèìàíèå – âòîðè æèâîò êàòî êðàäåö íà ñïåðìà.
    [Marmalade420] ñúùîòî ñèãóðíî âàæè è äà ñïåðìàòà îò ïîëÿðíà ìå÷êà
    [Marmalade420] ñòðóâà ÿêî ïàðà
    [dreawn] ìîæåø äà ñå ïðèñúåäèíèø êúì ìîÿòà áàíäà îò çàêîðàâåëè ïðåñòúïíèöè êîèòî êðàäàò ñïåðìà îò ãîëåìè îïàñíè æèâîòíè è ñå îïèòâàò äà ÿ ïðîäàäàò
    [Marmalade420] ñòàâà
    [dreawn] íèùî íå ìîæå äà ñå ñðàâíè ñ ÷óâñòâîòî äà áÿãàø îò ôåðìàòà íà íÿêîé ñåëÿíèí îò Ñåâåðíà Äàêîòà, ïðåñëåäâàí îò ïîëèöèÿòà äîêàòî âíèìàâàø äà íå ðàçëååø áåçöåííîòî ñåìå îò êîíñåðâàòà

    [Palpaleos] ... http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?mullet7.jpg
    [dn] òîÿ ïðèëè÷à íà ìîìè÷å
    [Him] òîâà å ìîìè÷å, dn
    [dn] òîãàâà ïðèëè÷à íà ìîì÷å

    [shrug] Æåíèòå èçõàáÿâàò 27 êàëîðèè ïî âðåìå íà îðãàçúì
    [shrug] à êîãàòî ñå ïðåñòðóâàò – 160 êàëîðèè
    [shrug] Çíà÷è ïîìàãàì íà æåíèòå äà îòñëàáíàò

    [Xellos-san] íå òðÿáâà äà ñå áúðêàò ïðîñòèòóòêèòå ñ áàðáåêþòàòà
    [Xellos-san] åäèíñòâåíèÿò íà÷èí äà ãè ðàçëè÷èø å êàòî ãè çàïàëèø
    [Xellos-san] àêî èçáÿãà å ïðîñòèòóòêà
    [Xellos-san] àêî îñòàíå å áàðáåêþ
    [Xellos-san] èëè ìúðòâà ïðîñòèòóòêà

    [%Hamtaro] Îïèòàõ ñå äà ðåãèñòðèðàì â AIM èìåòî "Ìàéêà òè"
    [%Hamtaro] è ìè îòãîâîðè
    [%Hamtaro] Ñúæàëÿâàì, Ìàéêà òè å âå÷å èçïîëçâàíà

    [Teratogen] Ôðåíñêîòî ïðàâèòåëñòâî îáÿâè äíåñ ÷å íàëàãà çàáðàíà íà èçïîëçâàíåòî íà ôîéåðâåðêè â Äèñíèëåíä â Ïàðèæ. Ðåøåíèåòî èäâà ñëåä êàòî ñëåä â÷åðàùíàòà çàðÿ íà 30 êèëîìåòðà îò Ïàðèæ äâå äèâèçèè ôðåíñêè âîéíèöè ñà ñå ïðåäàëè íà ãðóïà ÷åøêè òóðèñòè.

    [BombScare] snag ëúñêà òîëêîâà ìíîãî ÷å â÷åðà ðúêàòà ìó ìó êàçàëà ÷å èìà ãëàâîáîëèå

    [+TreeSquid] Îò: "Ìíîãî_Îìàðè@Îáè÷àì-Îìàðè.com "
    [+TreeSquid] Òåìà: Íàòèñíåòå òóê çà äà ñïå÷åëèòå 25 êã. îìàðè!
    [+TreeSquid] êâî å òâà áå, ñïàì ñ îìàðè?!

    [Deviant] Íèêîãà íå ñïîðåòå ñ èäèîòè. Òå ïúðâî òå çàâëè÷àò äî òÿõíîòî íèâî, ñëåä êîåòî òå ïîáåæäàâàò áëàãîäàðåíèå íà îïèòà ñè.

    [octalpuss] òî÷íî òàêà... ñêîðî ùå èçãëåæäàì ïàê êðàñèâà
    [octalpuss] è òðÿáâà äà âè êàæà ÷å ïèåíåòî íà ïîäõîäÿùà âîäà íàèñòèíà ïîìàãà
    [octalpuss] äîïúëíèòåëíèòå ñëàíèíè íà êîðåìà ìè çà êîèòî ñè ìèñëåõ ÷å ùå òðÿáâà äà íîñÿ êîëàí çà îòñëàáâàíå ñà ïî÷òè èç÷åçíàëè
    [el_kab0ng] ÿ ñå îáúðíè, ìèñëÿ ÷å ãè íàìåðèõ

    [drastic] íÿêîé çíàå ëè ïðîãðàìà êîÿòî ïîêàçâà ñâîáîäíîòî ìÿñòî íà âñè÷êèòå äèñêîâå íà äåñêòîïà?
    [ninth] drastic: çàùî íå ñè çàïèøåø íà åäèí ëèñò êîëêî ìÿñòî èìàø íà äèñêîâåòå è ñëåä òîâà äà ãî ñêàíèðàø è äà ñè ãî ñëîæèø êàòî wallpaper

    [domenow] Èãðàÿ ñè ñ òâúðäèÿ òè ÷ëåí
    [ThAtGuy] Àç îïèïâàì ãúðäèòå òè
    [ThAtGuy] êóðà ìè å âå÷å ìíîãî òâúðä
    [domenow] äà, ìîÿ ñúùî
    [domenow] Úúú … â ñìèñúë... .

    [@a-arse] åáàñè, ìàéêà ìè òîêó ùî ìè âèäÿ ïîðíîòî
    [@a-arse] alt-tab íå ðàáîòè êîãàòî è äðóãèÿ ïðîçîðåö å ïîðíî

    [Deltan] Ìàé ùå òðÿáâà äà ðåñòàðòèðàì
    [Deltan] Îïèòàõ ñå äà ðåäàêòèðàì íàñòðîéêèòå íà ìðåæîâàòà êàðòà è ìè èñêàðà ñúîáùåíèå "An unexpected error has occured" è áóòîí OK.
    [Deltan] À êúäå å áóòîíà “Íå, âúîáùå íå å ÎÊ“.

    [Ocher] çäðàâåéòå
    [Ocher] ÏÐÀÂß ÌÈÍÅÒÈ ÇÀ ÊÎÊÀ
    [Ocher] åáàñè...
    [Ocher] áðàò ìè ìàé å âêëþ÷èë áåçæè÷íàòà êëàâèàòóðà
    [Ocher] ÀÇ ÑÚÌ ÌÀÇÅÍ ÏÅÄÀË
    [Ocher] äà...
    [Ocher] ìàé å òàêà...
    [Ocher] ÑÅÊÑÀ Ñ ÆÈÂÎÒÍÈ ÌÈ Å ËÞÁÈÌÎ ÕÎÁÈ
    [Ocher] ãððð brb
    * Ocher is now known as OcherÎáè÷àÑåêñÑÊîíå
    [ OcherÎáè÷àÑåêñÑÊîíå ] ÓÆÀÑ, ÈÄÂÀ

    [Hawkeye] Ñïàéäúðìåí ìè íàïîìíÿ çà ïóáåðòåòà. Åäèí äåí òèíåéäæúðà ñå ñúáóæäà ñ ìóñêóëè, êîñìè íà ñòðàííè ìåñòà è ñïîñîáíîñòòà äà ðàçïðúñêâà áÿëà ëåïêâà ñóáñòàíöèÿ èç äîìà ñè.

    [Lord-Data] Âèíàãè ìè å áèëî èíòåðåñíî... Êîé å îòêðèë ÷å êðàâèòå ìîãàò äà ñå äîÿò È ÊÀÊÂÎ ÒÎ×ÍÎ ÑÅ Å ÎÏÈÒÂÀË ÄÀ ÍÀÏÐÀÂÈ!?

    [paranoid/] òîêó ùî ðàçáðàõ ÷å áàùà ìè å ÿêî îò íàøèòå
    [stonedgamer] êàê òî÷íî
    [paranoid/] èçëèçàøå îò áàíÿòî è âèäÿõ ÷å èìà òàòóèðîâêà íà çàäíèêà “ÍÅ Å ÂÕÎÄ”

    * +bulitpruf íÿìà ìå çà ìàëêî, èãðàÿ íà ïîäêîâè ñ ñëåïèÿ ñè ÷è÷î è ñèíà ìó - äæóäæå
    * +sab0t íÿìà ìå çà ìàëêî, èãðàÿ íà ïîäêîâè ñúñ ñèíà ìè - äæóäæå è ïëåìåííèêà ìè ïåäåðàñò

    Iride4mosh » åé, è áåç ïåäåðàñòèè äîêàòî ìå íÿìà
    polkaisrad » íå èñêàø äà èçïóñêàø îò çàáàâëåíèåòî, à?
    Iride4mosh » ÿ ìëúêâàé...

    [BigBurk] Åé, ìíîãî ãî ìðàçÿ òîçè windows me
    [Felacio] àç ñúùî, ìèíàõ íà 2000
    * Felacio ñìó÷å äåáåë êóð
    [Felacio] îïààà, èñêàõ äà êàæà ME, íå /me

    [Cloudy_Bear] íàëè çíàåòå êàê â Ñèìñúíñ êàòî âèêàò è åçèöèòå èì òðåïåðÿò?
    [Cloudy_Bear] îíçè äåí ñå îïèòâàõ äà ãî íàïðàâÿ â òîàëåòíàòà â ó÷èëèùå ïðåä îãëåäàëîòî
    [Cloudy_Bear] è åäíà ìàöêà âëåçå è áåøå òàêàâà “ììì … çäðàñòè”

    [@Osmos|s] ìíîãî ñúì âúçáóäåí … ñÿêàø íÿêîé ëèæå âóäó-êóêëàòà ìè ïî ÷àòàëà

    [@Gandalf] Ïîñëåäíèòå ïðîó÷âàíèÿ ïîêàçâàò ÷å òèïà ìúæå êîèòî æåíàòà õàðåñâà çàâèñè îò ìåíñòðóàëíèÿ è öèêúë.
    [@Gandalf] Íàïðèìåð ïî âðåìå íà îâóëàöèÿ æåíèòå õàðåñâàò ìúæå ñúñ çäðàâà ôèçèêà è äîáðå ïîä÷åðòàíè âòîðè÷íè ïîëîâè áåëåçè,
    [@Gandalf] äîêàòî ïî âðåìå íà ìåíñòðóàöèÿ æåíèòå ïðåäïî÷èòàò ìúæåòå îáëÿíè ñ áåíçèí, çàïàëåíè, ñ íîæèöà çàáèà â ñëåïîî÷èåòî è ñòèê çà êðèêåò â çàäíèêà.

    [Brass] Yaku: Íàïàäíàòè ñìå... îò èçâúíçåìíè!
    [Brass] *gasp* Â ìîìåíòà ïðåâçåìàò êàíàëà!
    [Yaku] òèÿ îò êóðîñìó÷åùèòå èçâúíçåìíè ëè ñà
    [Yaku] èëè îò òèÿ äåòî ÿäàò ìîçúê?
    [Brass] Yaku: È â äâàòà ñëó÷àÿ òè ñè â áåçîïàñíîñò.

    [Berrik] òúïîòî ìè ó÷èëèùå èìà äåáåëè êëàêüîðêè
    [Berrik] èìà ñàìî åäíà ÷àñò îò òÿëîòî íà æåíàòà êîÿòî òðÿáâà äà ñå òðåñå êîãàòî ñêà÷à
    [Berrik] è òîâà íå å äîëíàòà ÷àñò

    [Q] èìàì íóæäà îò äèñòàíöèîííî íà êîåòî êàòî íàòèñíåø êîï÷åòî è æåíèòå äà ïðåñòàâàò äà ñå äúðæàò ñòðàííî
    [Lestat] Àç èìàì òàêîâà.
    [Lestat] Êàçâà ñå ïèñòîëåò.

    [BlackDeth] îíàçè âå÷åð åäèí ãåé ìå ñâàëÿøå
    [BlackDeth] è ìè ïðåäëîæè ïàðè çà ä àïðàâÿ ñåêñ ñ íåãî
    [BlackDeth] ÿâíî å ðàçáðàë ÷å ãî áÿõ çàêúñàë
    [ikkenai] è êîëêî òè ïëàòè
    [BlackDeth] íå ìè å ïëàòèë
    [BlackDeth] ñàìî ïðåäëîæè
    [ikkenai] ààà
    [ikkenai] çíà÷è ñè ãî íàïðàâèë áåçïëàòíî

    [delysid-x] åäèíñòâåíèÿ òåñò íà óðèíàòà ìè êîéòî ùå ðàçðåøà äà ìè íàïðàâÿò å ÂÊÓÑÎÂ

    [dithi] îòãîâîðèõ íà âñè÷êè ïèñìà ñúñ ñïàì çà êðåäèòè, óâåëè÷àâàíå íà ïåíèñà è ãëàâè çà ìàñòèëåíî-ñòðóéíè ïðèíòåðè. Ñåãà äúëæà ïàðè íà 500 ôèðìè, ïåíèñà ìè å òîëêîâà äúëúã ÷å ñòèãà äî âñÿêà îò òÿõ è îò íåãî ïðúñêà ìàñòèëî.

    [Ariakas] Êàêâî å òîâà – ÷åðíî-áÿëî è íå ìîæå äà ìèíàâà ïðåç âúðòÿùè ñå âðàòè?
    [Dolands] Ìîíàõèíÿ ïðîíèçàíà ñ êîïèå ïðåç ãëàâàòà!

    [iban] Ìèñëÿ äà ïàòåíòîâàì áðà÷åí ñèìóëàòîð. Ùå ïðåäñòàâëÿâà ñåêñ-êóêëà êîÿòî ñàìî ëåæè íà äèâàíà, âçèìà òè ïàðèòå è áàâíî ñå íàäóâà âñå ïîâå÷å è ïîâå÷å
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    The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart. Kurt Vonnegut

  2. #2
    ****** koshera's Avatar
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    õàõàõõàà èìà ìíîãî öåííè ïîïàäåíèÿ
    íÿêîè ñà ïðåâåæäàíè îò bash.org äå ...

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    Registered User singularity's Avatar
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    Òîâà ìíåíèå å èçòðèòî îò ïîòðåáèòåëÿ. Çà ïîâå÷å èíôîðìàöèÿ â òàçè òåìà
    Last edited by singularity; 12th April 2007 at 12:58. Reason: íåñúãëàñèå ñ óïðàâëåíèåòî íà ôîðóìà
    ignore list:Java,våelio,jaredharet,gochev.george,Nit rogenium
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

  4. #4
    Registered User NoDude!'s Avatar
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    Originally posted by singularity
    íàïðèìåð âñè÷êè....
    Åòî ñ êàêâî ñè çàïúëâàò âðåìåòî õîðàòà êàòî ñêó÷àÿò â îôèñà

  5. #5
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    Re: Ìàëêî ñìÿõ...

    Originally posted by Glimmer
    [Teratogen] Ôðåíñêîòî ïðàâèòåëñòâî îáÿâè äíåñ ÷å íàëàãà çàáðàíà íà èçïîëçâàíåòî íà ôîéåðâåðêè â Äèñíèëåíä â Ïàðèæ. Ðåøåíèåòî èäâà ñëåä êàòî ñëåä â÷åðàùíàòà çàðÿ íà 30 êèëîìåòðà îò Ïàðèæ äâå äèâèçèè ôðåíñêè âîéíèöè ñà ñå ïðåäàëè íà ãðóïà ÷åøêè òóðèñòè.


    [Hawkeye] Ñïàéäúðìåí ìè íàïîìíÿ çà ïóáåðòåòà. Åäèí äåí òèíåéäæúðà ñå ñúáóæäà ñ ìóñêóëè, êîñìè íà ñòðàííè ìåñòà è ñïîñîáíîñòòà äà ðàçïðúñêâà áÿëà ëåïêâà ñóáñòàíöèÿ èç äîìà ñè.
    Òèÿ äâåòå ìå ðàçáèõà íàïðàîîî :lol:
    Ãîòèíî å äà ñè âàæåí íî ïî-âàæíî å äà ñè ãîòèí!

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    Íå ùà äà öèòèðàì âñè÷êî êîåòî ìå íàêåôè ïðîñòî ùîòîò ùå òðÿáâà äà ãî ïóñíà òâà îòíà÷àëî íî èìà ÓÍÈÊÀËÍÈ ïîïàäåíèÿ.


    [Berrik] òúïîòî ìè ó÷èëèùå èìà äåáåëè êëàêüîðêè
    [Berrik] èìà ñàìî åäíà ÷àñò îò òÿëîòî íà æåíàòà êîÿòî òðÿáâà äà ñå òðåñå êîãàòî ñêà÷à
    [Berrik] è òîâà íå å äîëíàòà ÷àñò

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    Errors Everywhere System Error's Avatar
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    ßêîî!
    Ñàìî äà áÿõà ìàëêî ïî-ïúëíè ñöåíêèòå ùåøå äà å îùå ïî ñìåøíî.

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    :)

    Äîñåãà ÷åòîõ âñè÷êèòå Top 100 è ñå ïîïèëÿõ îò ñìÿõ - åòî âè íÿêîëêî è âèå äà ñå ïîñìååòå:

    <NES> lol
    <NES> I download something from Napster
    <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts
    downloading it from me when I'm done
    <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got
    that from you"
    <NES> "getting my song back fucker"

    <studdud> what the fuck is wtf

    <frank> can you help me install GTA3?
    <knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
    frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
    <knightmare> ...
    Å òîâà íàïðàâî ìå ðàçáè - ïðåäñòàâÿòå ëè ñè ãî äà ñòàíå âúâ âàøèÿ êëàñ - ìàëå ìèëà.
    <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
    <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
    <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
    <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
    <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

    <@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
    <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
    <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
    <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

    <glacial> I love school
    <glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
    <glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
    <glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
    <glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
    <glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
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    Ãàäíÿð ionstorm's Avatar
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    Re: :)

    Originally posted by CYPER
    <glacial> I love school
    <glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
    <glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
    <glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
    <glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
    <glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
    Òîâà å ÿêî-î
    À-À-ÌÀ-ÕÀ!

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    Join Date: Feb:2003
    Location: Sofia
    Posts: 1,616
    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
    <BonyNoMore> wait
    <BonyNoMore> never mind

    íåååå â áàø.îðã âñåêè ïúò íåêâè èçðîäùèíè âèæäàì :lol:

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    Ãàäíÿð ionstorm's Avatar
    Join Date: Mar:2004
    Location: Ñîôèÿ
    Posts: 1,257
    Åòî åäèí Àìåðèêàíåö, ïðîçðÿë èñòèíàòà:

    <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

    È òîâà å ÿêî. Îñîáåíî ïîñëåäíîòî èçðå÷åíèå.

    DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

    À òóê ïàäíàõ îò ñòîëà, ÷àê ìàéêà ìè äîòúð÷à îò äðóãàòà ñòàÿ äà âèäè êàêâî ñòàâà è êàòî âèäÿ è òÿ òàêà.

    docsigma2000: jesus christ man
    docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
    c8info: Why?
    docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
    docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
    docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
    c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
    docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
    docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
    docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
    c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
    docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
    docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
    c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
    ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

    Åòî åäèí èñòèíñêè çúë ãåíèè:

    <scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

    <WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
    <XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

    <Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
    Last edited by ionstorm; 2nd January 2005 at 02:35.
    À-À-ÌÀ-ÕÀ!

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    Registered User NoDude!'s Avatar
    Join Date: May:2003
    Location: Calgary, AB
    Posts: 1,334
    Âñåêè ïúò êàòî îòèäà äî áàø, ïî÷òè ïîëîâèíàòà ñòðàíèöà ìè å ïîçíàòà (îò ðàíäîìà íàä 0)... ×óäíî ìè å, êîëêî ëè êóîòà ìîãà äà äîâúðøà àêî èìàì 60-70 ïðîöåíòà îò íà÷àëîòî èì. Ìèñëÿ ÷å ñà íàä 1-2ê ïî ïàìåò :î/

    P.S. Çà äà íå ðàçâàëÿì õóáàâàòà òåìà, òîâà ñà íÿêîëêî ëþáèìè (èçâèíÿâàì ñå àêî öèòàòèòå íå ñà òî÷íè):

    1- You just sit thee watching me?
    2- No, i have creepy music playing too.


    1- How can you think you matter, when you have a "~" in your homepage.


    1- I may not be bright, but I lift heavy things.


    1- Your momma is so dumb, that she sets the buffer to a minimal octal instead of purging the cache!


    1- So what's a dns again?
    2- Fuck me, I have no fucking clue... I'm drunk.
    1- Jeeze, you Cisco tech supports suck!


    1- Can I become a bot and how?


    Èìà îùå äîñòà, íî íå ìîãà äà ãè öèòèðàì, ïîíå íå íàïúëíî... îñîáåíî òîâà çà ×àíñúðâúðà êîéòî âèêà áðá è ñè èçëèçà ìå å êúñàëî ;î))
    Last edited by NoDude!; 2nd January 2005 at 03:34.

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