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    "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

    "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

    "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

    "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

    "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

    "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

    "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

    "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

    "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

    "Just how big were those tw beers?"

    "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

    "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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    Re:

    Originally posted by JoZ
    "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
    :lol: :lol: [bg][/bg]
    "After Y2K the end of the world had become a cliche. But who was I to talk, a brooding underdog avenger alone against an empire of evil out to right a grave injustice. Everything was subjective. There were only personal apocalypses. Nothing is a cliche whn it's happening to you."

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