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1st October 2004 14:26 #1
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"Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply:
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position.
2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management
4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will
be deleted in the order it was received.
5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
7: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
8: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.
9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.
10: I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE :
11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.
.. stani.
Kick-Ass
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1st October 2004 14:46 #2
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1st October 2004 14:59 #4
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* Last Words: Modding... clocking?! Never!... This is bullshit! ... well... maybe only this time... just a little...
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1st October 2004 15:01 #5
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1st October 2004 15:08 #6
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1st October 2004 16:18 #7
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2nd October 2004 15:57 #8
5. 6. , 11. .
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2nd October 2004 16:44 #9
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