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    Kick-Ass gtzvetkov's Avatar
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    ""

    ******** Wrote:
    "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply:

    1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
    to get the position.

    2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

    3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
    removed so that I may be promoted to management

    4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
    me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will
    be deleted in the order it was received.

    5: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
    the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

    6: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system.
    You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
    approximately 19 weeks.

    7: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
    I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

    8: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
    PC for my response.

    9: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
    leave me any messages.

    10: I've run away to join a different circus.

    AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE :

    11: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
    When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.


    .. stani.
    Kick-Ass

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    Master of Disharmony Shagrath's Avatar
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    !!! :drink:
    H4rDc0Re 2 dA b0n3!!!

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    In God we Trust (all others must submit a X.509 certificate). , ()

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