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21st December 2004 16:10 #1
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This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a
dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.
* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the
princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the
princess.
FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many
more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all
leave........ without the princess.
* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the
dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle
before leaving.
* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then
leaves.
* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the
castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.
Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle,
fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly
and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and
fucks it for the last time.
* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat
him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess
as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills
himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter.
He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink
colour.
* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but
he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
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21st December 2004 16:49 #2
Re: , .....
Originally posted by ArthurDent
* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills
himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another
solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
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21st December 2004 16:57 #3
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21st December 2004 21:57 #4
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"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
!!!Ritchie Blackmore shook my hand!!!
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22nd December 2004 09:12 #5
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22nd December 2004 09:44 #6
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Don't comment bad code rewrite it.
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31st December 2004 10:08 #7
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31st December 2004 10:30 #8
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31st December 2004 10:31 #9
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"After Y2K the end of the world had become a cliche. But who was I to talk, a brooding underdog avenger alone against an empire of evil out to right a grave injustice. Everything was subjective. There were only personal apocalypses. Nothing is a cliche whn it's happening to you."
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31st December 2004 10:50 #10
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31st December 2004 11:16 #11
' !! HEAVY METAL RULEZZZZ!!!
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2nd January 2005 20:44 #12
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2nd January 2005 23:26 #13,Originally posted by xatri3
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2nd January 2005 23:36 #14
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Ryzen 7 3700x, MSI B550 Tomahawk, 4x8GB DDR4 3200 Corsair LPX, Palit 2070 Super JetStream, 500GB Kingston A2000, 2x2TB SEAGATE, Corsair x465 White, 3xCorsair LL120, DeepCool Water Cooling Castle 360, PSU BeQuiet 850W, Philips '34 BDM3470UP, Cougar Attack X3 Cherry Red, Logitech G502, Cougar Bungee
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2nd January 2005 23:55 #15
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3rd January 2005 12:15 #16, -Originally posted by Demonaz
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3rd January 2005 17:22 #17
hard core
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3rd January 2005 17:58 #18
Speed Metal
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4th January 2005 10:35 #19, , , .Originally posted by ArthurDent
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Ryzen 7 3700x, MSI B550 Tomahawk, 4x8GB DDR4 3200 Corsair LPX, Palit 2070 Super JetStream, 500GB Kingston A2000, 2x2TB SEAGATE, Corsair x465 White, 3xCorsair LL120, DeepCool Water Cooling Castle 360, PSU BeQuiet 850W, Philips '34 BDM3470UP, Cougar Attack X3 Cherry Red, Logitech G502, Cougar Bungee
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4th January 2005 11:25 #20
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