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    This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a
    dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

    * POWER METAL
    The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the
    princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

    * THRASH METAL
    The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

    * HEAVY METAL
    The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the
    princess.

    FOLK METAL
    The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many
    more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all
    leave........ without the princess.

    * VIKING METAL
    The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the
    dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle
    before leaving.

    * DEATH METAL
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then
    leaves.

    * BLACK METAL
    The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the
    castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.
    Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

    * GORE METAL
    The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle,
    fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly
    and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and
    fucks it for the last time.

    * DOOM METAL
    The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat
    him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess
    as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

    * PROGRESSIVE METAL
    The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills
    himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another
    solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory.
    The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

    * GLAM METAL
    The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter.
    He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink
    colour.

    * NU METAL
    The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but
    he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

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    Re: , .....

    Originally posted by ArthurDent

    * PROGRESSIVE METAL
    The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills
    himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another
    solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory.
    The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

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    "After Y2K the end of the world had become a cliche. But who was I to talk, a brooding underdog avenger alone against an empire of evil out to right a grave injustice. Everything was subjective. There were only personal apocalypses. Nothing is a cliche whn it's happening to you."

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