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    . , . - IB. - I've Been Moved - . - I Blame Microsoft ( ""), I Buy Macintosh ( ""), Idiots Become Managers ( ), Idiots Built Me ( ), Incredibly Boring Machine ( ), Institute of Black Magic ( ), International Brotherhood of Magicians ( ), It Barely Moves ( ) . ALITALIA. - Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Australia ( , ). OLYMPIC - Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash ( ). BMW Big Money Waster ( ). FIAT Fix It Again Tony! ( , !). MAZDA Making A Zillion Dollars Annually ( ). PONTIAC Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac ( , *). TOYOTA Too Often Yanks Overrate This Automobile ( ). MAC - Maybe A Computer ( ). MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers (- , ). NASA Need Another Seven Astronauts ( ).
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    Acura
    Awfully Crappy Un Reliable Auto
    Auto Causes Universal Road Accidents
    All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
    Any Child Understands Real Auto's
    Another Case (of a) Useless Requested Acronym
    A Car Under Recall Action
    Americans Can Understand Routine Accidents
    Another Cheesy, Useless, Ratty Automobile
    Another Car Using Rice Additives
    Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
    Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

    Alfa
    Always Looking For Another

    AMC
    Ain't My Car
    all mechanics companion
    always made crappy
    always money consuming
    another miserable concept
    after my cash
    All Most a Car
    A Moron's Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    Almost Makes Corners.

    Audi
    Always Unsafe Design Implementations
    Always Undermining Deutche Intelligence
    All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
    All Unnecessary Devices Installed
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

    BMW
    Big Money Works
    Brutal Money Waster
    Big Man Wannabe
    Break My Window
    Bondo Mud Wagon
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Broke My Wallet
    Bank Manager Willing
    Bankcard/Mastercard Welcome
    Be My Wife
    Beats Me Why
    Been Months Waiting
    Best Man Wins
    Best Motorsport Weapon
    Better Make Way
    Borrowed Money Well-spent
    Both Mufflers work
    Brake-dusted Mag Wheels
    Brings Me Women
    BM Wagon
    Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
    Born Moderately Wealthy.
    Broken Money Waster.
    Broken Monstrous Wonder.
    Bumbling Mechanical Wrench.
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Break My Windshield
    Breaks Most Wrenches

    Buick
    Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
    Big Ugly Import Car Killer
    Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
    Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
    Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

    Cadillac
    Creeping Aged Drivers In Long Lumbering Automotive Coffins

    Camaro
    Can't America Make A Real One?

    Chevrolet
    Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    Can Hear Every Valve Rapping Over Lousy Engine Timing
    Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
    Cheap Highly Embarrassing Vehicle, Runs On Luck Every Time
    Cheap Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time
    Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

    Chevy
    Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet.
    Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
    Cheap Heap Eats Valves Yearly
    Can't Have Enough Victories, Yep

    Chrysler
    Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likable Engineering Research.
    Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
    Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

    Daewoo
    Does Any Engtineer Wanna Own One?
    Dangerous And Energy-Wasting Oriental Object

    Dodge
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    Don't Only Drive, Get Even!
    Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
    Don't Open Door, Garbage Enclosed
    Dem Ol' Dudes Go Everywhere
    Dead On Delivery, Go Easy.
    Dead On Delivery Guarantee Expired.
    Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
    Department Of Defense's Grossest Error.

    Fiat
    Failed Italian Automotive Technology
    Fix It All the Time
    Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportaion
    Fix It Again, Tony
    Failure In Automotive Technology.

    Ford
    First On Race Day
    First On Recall Day
    First On Rust and Deterioration
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found One Running, Drive!
    Found On Road, Dead
    Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    First Out Race Day
    Flip Over, Read Directions
    For Others Racing Dale
    Flat Out Runnning Dude
    Fails On Rainy Days.
    Found On Rubbish Dump.
    Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
    Forward Or Reverse Denied
    Found On Redneck's Driveway
    For Old Retired Dudes

    Ferrari
    Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical

    GM
    General Malfunction
    General Maintenance
    Generous Motors
    Gotta Mechanic???
    Generic Motors
    Great Mistake

    GMC
    Gotta Mechanic Coming
    Garage Man's Companion
    Got a Mechanic Coming?
    Good Mountain Climber
    General Mess of Crud
    Generally Mediocre Cars
    Generic Made Chevy
    Grease Monkey's Challenge
    Got My Cash

    Honda
    Have One, Never Drive Another
    Had One, Never Did Again
    How Orientals Negate Driving Ability
    High On Narcotics During Assembly
    Hold On Not Done Accelerating

    Hyundai
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

    IROC (International Race Of Champions)
    Italian Retard Out Cruising
    I Race Other Cars.
    I Run Over Children.
    It's Really Only a Camaro.
    I'm Really Out of Cash.

    Jeep
    Just Eats Every Part.

    Kia
    Killed In Accident
    Kicked in accents
    Kick It Again
    Keep It Away

    Lotus
    Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

    Mazda
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

    Mercedes
    Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
    Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface.

    Mopar
    My Old Plymouth Always Runs
    Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
    Move Over People Are Racing
    My Old Pig Ain't Running
    Might Outrun Pintos And Riceburners
    Most Often Passed At Races
    Massively Over Powered And Respected
    Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly

    Nissan
    Nine Idiots Sitting, Saying Absolutely Nothing
    Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan.

    Oldsmobile
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

    Pinto
    Please Insert Nickel To Operate

    Plymouth
    Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood.

    Pontiac
    Poor Old Nitwhit Thinks It's A Cadillac
    Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac
    People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

    Porsche
    Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.

    Saab
    Send Another Automobile Back
    Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
    Sad Attempt At Beauty
    Still Ain't A BMW
    Slick As A Brick.
    Slow As A Buick

    Saleen
    Saleen Automotive Launching Extreme Excellence Nationwide

    Saturn
    Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises

    Toyota
    To Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
    Take Out Your Old Trans AM
    Take Off Your Oversized Tires Andy

    Volvo
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

    Volkswagen
    Very Obese Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense

    VW
    Virtually Worthless
    Very Weird
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