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    fragile Gorgona_Meduza's Avatar
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    Talking Âðåäíè ëè ñà æåíèòå?!?

    Æåíèòå ñà êàòî áîëåñò(äà ìå ïðîùàâàòå çà ìåòàôîðàòà)-èäâàò èçíåâèäåëèöà( ÿ â æèâîòà âè,ÿ â ëþáèìèÿ âè ôîðóì), êîãàòî íàé-ìàëêî ãè î÷àêâàòå è ïîñëå íÿìà îòúðâàíå :-)
    Íÿêîè æåíè ñà êàòî íàñòèíêàòà-ïðåêàðâàòå íÿêîëêî äåíà íà ëåãëî è ïîñëå íèùî âè íÿìà, äàæå è ñïîìåí íå îñòàâà:-)Âòîðèòå ñà êàòî ãðèï - ïîáèâàò âè òðúïêè êàòî ãè âèäèòå è âè ïîêà÷âàò òåìïåðàòóðàòà,íî ñëåä êàòî ñïàäíå ãðàäóñà óñòàíîâÿâàòå ñúñ çàäîâîëñòâî,÷å çàðàçàòà å ïðåìèíàëà è æèâîòà ïðîäúëæàâà áåç ïîâå÷å ïîñëåäñòâèÿ!
    Èìà è åäíè îò òèïà-õðîíè÷íà àëåðãèÿ òúêìî ñå îòúðâåòå è òå ïàê ñå ïîÿâÿâàò :-) Äðóãè ñà êàòî øàðêà-íåèçáåæíî ÿ èçêàðâàòå - äîðè îñòàâÿ ìàëêè áåëåã÷åòà ïî ëèöåòî,òÿëîòî ,ïîíÿêîãà è â ñúðöåòî,íî êàòî îçäðàâååòå ñå ðàäâàòå,÷å å ïðèêëþ÷èëî è âå÷å èìàòå èìóíèòåò.
    Ïîíÿêîãà ñå ñëó÷âà íÿêîÿ æåíà äà ñå îêàæå âðåäíà è òîãàâà ñå íàëàãà îïåðàòèâíî äà ñå ðàçäåëèòå ñ ïðîáëåìà-áîëè,íî çà ìàëêî è ïîñëå ñå ÷óâñòâàòå êúñìåòëèÿ,÷å èìàòå âòîðè øàíñ! Ïîñëåäíèÿò âèä æåíè ñà êàòî ðàê-ïðåâçåìàò òÿëîòî è ìèñëèòå è âëàäåÿò ïîëîæåíèåòî,êîëêîòî è äà ñå îïèòâàòå äà ñå áîðèòå!Èìà ðåìèñèè,â êîèòî òúêìî çàïî÷âàòå äà ñå ÷óâñòâàòå äîáðå è èçëåêóâàíè è...òÿ ñå çàâðúùà...
    Å ðàçáèðà ñå äà íå çàáðàâÿìå è êðàéíèÿ âàðèàíò-æåíèòå,êîèòî âè ïîäìèíàâàò êàòî åêñïðåñ Òðàêèÿ - ãàðà ×åïèíöè,àìà òîâà íå å èíòåðåñíî :-)
    Âèå êàêâè âèðóñè ñòå ñðåùàëè?×óäÿ ñå àç îò êîé âèä ñúì èëè ñúì íîâ ùàì?!?
    Never miss a good chance to shut up!

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    ...îò ïåðñîíàëà Cenzor's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorgona_Meduza
    Âèå êàêâè âèðóñè ñòå ñðåùàëè?×óäÿ ñå àç îò êîé âèä ñúì èëè ñúì íîâ ùàì?!?
    Îò âèäà Áóëãàðèêóñ Ñïàìèêóñ Äîñàäèêóñ !

    "May your glass be ever full.
    May the roof over your head be always strong.
    And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cenzor
    Îò âèäà Áóëãàðèêóñ Ñïàìèêóñ Äîñàäèêóñ !

    Îò òåá òîâà ñè å æèâ êîìïëèìåíò
    Never miss a good chance to shut up!

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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    "May your glass be ever full.
    May the roof over your head be always strong.
    And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."

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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    Never miss a good chance to shut up!

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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorgona_Meduza
    Æåíèòå ñà êàòî áîëåñò(äà ìå ïðîùàâàòå çà ìåòàôîðàòà)-èäâàò èçíåâèäåëèöà( ÿ â æèâîòà âè,ÿ â ëþáèìèÿ âè ôîðóì), êîãàòî íàé-ìàëêî ãè î÷àêâàòå è ïîñëå íÿìà îòúðâàíå :-)
    Äå òîç êúñìåò, îñíîâíà õàðàêòåðèñòèêà íà æåíàòà å, ÷å ñè õâàùà øàïêàòà è èç÷åçâà òî÷íî êîãàòî å íàé-èíòåðåñíî
    http://stown.hit.bg/lichni/analiz.htm äàâà õóáàâ ïðèìåð, âæ. ò.2 îò Ôèçè÷íèòå Ñâîéñòâà...

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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    A.C.À.B.

    Îòáèé âäÿñíî, òèÿ ñà îïàñíî íåùî...

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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    Îïèòúò - òîâà å, êîåòî ïîçâîëÿâà íà ÷îâåêà, ïðàâåéêè ãðåøêà äà êàæå:”Òàêà ñè è çíàåõ!”

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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorgona_Meduza
    ×óäÿ ñå àç îò êîé âèä ñúì èëè ñúì íîâ ùàì?!?
    Äîñòà ñå ÷óäåõ êàêâî äà òè îòãîâîðÿ è íàé-íàêðàÿ ðåøèõ, ÷å òè ñè âèðóñ-êîìáèíàöèÿ ìåæäó êóõà ëåéêà-äîñàäíèöà, êîíñêà ìóõà è ñëàäêî îò ôðåíñêî ãðîçäå. Íå ñëóøàø êàòî òè ãîâîðÿò, äîñàæäàø, äîíàñÿø òóê ìðúñîòèè îò äðóãè ìåñòà è ÷îâåê íå ìîæå äà òå èç÷èñòè îò ôîðóìà.

    Happy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Skywalker
    è ÷îâåê íå ìîæå äà òå èç÷èñòè îò ôîðóìà.

    Happy?
    Îïðåäåëåíèåòî ìè õàðåñà, ñàìî äåòî ïðîïóñíà åäíà âàæíà ïîäðîáíîñò. Ìîæåø äà ÿ èç÷èñòèø îò ôîðóìà, àêî òè ïúê íå ìîæåø, Öâåòêîâ íÿìà äà èìà íèùî ïðîòèâ ñ íåãîâèòå ïðúñò÷åòà .
    If you can read this, then you aren't "well" Îverclockåd yet...!!!

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     êîíêðåòíèÿ ñëó÷àé, íå ìîãà äà íå çàñòàíà íà ñòðàíàòà íà Ãîðãîíà_Ìåäóçà. Ìàëêî èëè ìíîãî íå å ïðèÿòíî ïîëîæåíèåòî â êîåòî ñå íàìèðà. Ïîñòàâåòå ñå íà íåéíî ìÿñòî.
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    Ìàé íå ÷åòà äîñòàòú÷íî ðåäîâíî ôîðóìà, íî íå âèæäàì íèùî äðàçíåùî â ïîñòîâåòå íà Ãîðãîíàòà, à îùå ïî-ìàëêî â òàçè òåìà. Êúäå-êúäå ïî-ãîëåìè ãëóïîñòè ñúì âèæäàë äà ñå êîìåíòèðàò, äîðè è â "ñåðèîçíèòå" ðàçäåëè! À òàçè òåìà òðÿáâàøå äà ïîëó÷è îòãîâîðè îò ðîäà íà:

    Àç ìàé ñúì ñðåùàë äîñòà "ãðèïîâèäíè" äåâîéêè, íî â ìîìåíòà ìå å áàðíàë åäèí îãðîìåí ðàê è íÿìà èçìúêâàíå... Âúïðåêè ÷å â îôèñà îò â÷åðà ñå ïîäâèçàâà åäíà åäðà øàðêà....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gtzvetkov
     êîíêðåòíèÿ ñëó÷àé, íå ìîãà äà íå çàñòàíà íà ñòðàíàòà íà Ãîðãîíà_Ìåäóçà...
    Àç ñúùî íå âèæäàì ïðè÷èíà òîëêîâà äà ñå ïåíèòå. Ìúòíèÿò Õîäåù-ïî-Íåáåòî äà âçåìå äà ïðåãîâîðè ùî òî SPAM.  ìîìåíòà ñå çàÿæäà ñ Gorgona íà ëè÷íà îñíîâà. Êàêòî êàçàõ è ïðåäè â åäíà äðóãà òåìà, èìàõìå ñè äîðè "êðàëèöà íà ñïàìà", àìà òîãàâà íåùî ãî ñïèðàøå äà ñå èçêàçâà òàêà...

    P.S. Âåðîÿòíî å ÿäîñàí íà æåíèòå, ÷å íå èäâàò äà ìó îïðàâÿò àïàðòàìåíòà.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valeri
    Àç ñúùî íå âèæäàì ïðè÷èíà òîëêîâà äà ñå ïåíèòå.
    Äà äå, è àç òîâà âèêàì, òà äàæå çàñòàâàì è çàä íåÿ. Øåãóâàì ñå.

    Òà ïî òåìàòà, âñåêè ïîæèâÿë ìàëêî ïîâå÷êî, ïðåäïîëàãàì ñå å ñáëúñêâàë ñ âñåêè îò èçáðîåíèòå âèðóñè, èëè íàé-ìàëêîòî ìó ïðåäñòîè äà ñå ñáëúñêà. Ìèð âàì.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valeri
    Ìúòíèÿò Õîäåù-ïî-Íåáåòî äà âçåìå äà ïðåãîâîðè ùî òî SPAM.  ìîìåíòà ñå çàÿæäà ñ Gorgona íà ëè÷íà îñíîâà
    Õà, ÷àêàé áå.................................. ?!?
    Êîé ñå çàÿæäà ñ êîãî? (Çà òåá ÿñíî, ÷å ñå çàÿæäàø ñ âñåêè - ñúñ è áåç ïðè÷èíà.) Ãîðãóçà ïèòà íåùî, àç îòãîâàðÿì. Àêî íå å èñêàëà äà ïðî÷åòå êàêâî ñúì ïèñàë àç, äà íå å ïóùàëà òåìà â îòâîðåí ôîðóì! Íèòî ñúì êîìåíòèðàë, ÷å ñïàìè - àç íåèí ïîñò íå ñúì òðèë, åëå ïúê íà òàêîâà îñíîâàíèå.

    Quote Originally Posted by ÒÈ ÃÎ
    ×îâåêúò å ÷îâåê à æåíàòà å æåíà ...........
    Ì...... äàààààà......

    PS: DARK ïà ëè øà ãî òðèèø????
    Àìè ñëåä êàòî ïàê ñè ãî íàïèñàë... Àáå çíàåø ëè êàêâî? Àðå âëà÷è....

    Quote Originally Posted by Gorgona_Meduza
    Àêî ïðèåìåì,÷å íàïèñàíîòî çà æåíèòå å âàëèäíî è çà ìúæåòå äîñåãà ïî-çàïîìíÿùèòå ñå çà ìåí "áîëåæêè" ñà áèëè:
    - îïåðàòèâíî îòñòðàíåí òóìîð /îò òåëåö/
    Òè çíàåø ëè àç êîÿ çîäèÿ ñúì?
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    • Ìîæåø äà èçâàäèø ÷îâåêà îò ñåëîòî, íî ñåëîòî îò ÷îâåêà - íèêîãà
    • Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us
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    -= All our life, we are beta testers =-
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    -= Êàêâè òåìè ìå ðàäâàò è çàùî =-= Îòèäîõà ñè äîáðè õîðà: Fo , goblin =-

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    Never miss a good chance to shut up!

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    • Ìîæåø äà èçâàäèø ÷îâåêà îò ñåëîòî, íî ñåëîòî îò ÷îâåêà - íèêîãà
    • Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us
    • Soul platinum 1 and 2. See? It's not the game - you suck.


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    [Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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    Îïèòúò - òîâà å, êîåòî ïîçâîëÿâà íà ÷îâåêà, ïðàâåéêè ãðåøêà äà êàæå:”Òàêà ñè è çíàåõ!”

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