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3rd June 2005 11:32 #1
Âðåäíè ëè ñà æåíèòå?!?
Æåíèòå ñà êàòî áîëåñò(äà ìå ïðîùàâàòå çà ìåòàôîðàòà)-èäâàò èçíåâèäåëèöà( ÿ â æèâîòà âè,ÿ â ëþáèìèÿ âè ôîðóì), êîãàòî íàé-ìàëêî ãè î÷àêâàòå è ïîñëå íÿìà îòúðâàíå :-)
Íÿêîè æåíè ñà êàòî íàñòèíêàòà-ïðåêàðâàòå íÿêîëêî äåíà íà ëåãëî è ïîñëå íèùî âè íÿìà, äàæå è ñïîìåí íå îñòàâà:-)Âòîðèòå ñà êàòî ãðèï - ïîáèâàò âè òðúïêè êàòî ãè âèäèòå è âè ïîêà÷âàò òåìïåðàòóðàòà,íî ñëåä êàòî ñïàäíå ãðàäóñà óñòàíîâÿâàòå ñúñ çàäîâîëñòâî,÷å çàðàçàòà å ïðåìèíàëà è æèâîòà ïðîäúëæàâà áåç ïîâå÷å ïîñëåäñòâèÿ!
Èìà è åäíè îò òèïà-õðîíè÷íà àëåðãèÿ òúêìî ñå îòúðâåòå è òå ïàê ñå ïîÿâÿâàò :-) Äðóãè ñà êàòî øàðêà-íåèçáåæíî ÿ èçêàðâàòå - äîðè îñòàâÿ ìàëêè áåëåã÷åòà ïî ëèöåòî,òÿëîòî ,ïîíÿêîãà è â ñúðöåòî,íî êàòî îçäðàâååòå ñå ðàäâàòå,÷å å ïðèêëþ÷èëî è âå÷å èìàòå èìóíèòåò.
Ïîíÿêîãà ñå ñëó÷âà íÿêîÿ æåíà äà ñå îêàæå âðåäíà è òîãàâà ñå íàëàãà îïåðàòèâíî äà ñå ðàçäåëèòå ñ ïðîáëåìà-áîëè,íî çà ìàëêî è ïîñëå ñå ÷óâñòâàòå êúñìåòëèÿ,÷å èìàòå âòîðè øàíñ! Ïîñëåäíèÿò âèä æåíè ñà êàòî ðàê-ïðåâçåìàò òÿëîòî è ìèñëèòå è âëàäåÿò ïîëîæåíèåòî,êîëêîòî è äà ñå îïèòâàòå äà ñå áîðèòå!Èìà ðåìèñèè,â êîèòî òúêìî çàïî÷âàòå äà ñå ÷óâñòâàòå äîáðå è èçëåêóâàíè è...òÿ ñå çàâðúùà...
Å ðàçáèðà ñå äà íå çàáðàâÿìå è êðàéíèÿ âàðèàíò-æåíèòå,êîèòî âè ïîäìèíàâàò êàòî åêñïðåñ Òðàêèÿ - ãàðà ×åïèíöè,àìà òîâà íå å èíòåðåñíî :-)
Âèå êàêâè âèðóñè ñòå ñðåùàëè?×óäÿ ñå àç îò êîé âèä ñúì èëè ñúì íîâ ùàì?!?
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3rd June 2005 11:34 #2Îò âèäà Áóëãàðèêóñ Ñïàìèêóñ Äîñàäèêóñ !
Originally Posted by Gorgona_Meduza
"May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
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3rd June 2005 11:36 #3
Originally Posted by Cenzor
Îò òåá òîâà ñè å æèâ êîìïëèìåíò
Never miss a good chance to shut up!
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3rd June 2005 11:39 #4Banned
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[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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3rd June 2005 11:41 #5
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
Last edited by The Penalty; 3rd June 2005 at 15:34.
"May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
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3rd June 2005 11:43 #6
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
Last edited by The Penalty; 3rd June 2005 at 15:35.
Never miss a good chance to shut up!
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3rd June 2005 11:41 #7
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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3rd June 2005 11:37 #8
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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3rd June 2005 11:58 #9Äå òîç êúñìåò, îñíîâíà õàðàêòåðèñòèêà íà æåíàòà å, ÷å ñè õâàùà øàïêàòà è èç÷åçâà òî÷íî êîãàòî å íàé-èíòåðåñíî
Originally Posted by Gorgona_Meduza
http://stown.hit.bg/lichni/analiz.htm äàâà õóáàâ ïðèìåð, âæ. ò.2 îò Ôèçè÷íèòå Ñâîéñòâà...
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3rd June 2005 12:10 #10
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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Îòáèé âäÿñíî, òèÿ ñà îïàñíî íåùî...
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3rd June 2005 12:13 #11
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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Îïèòúò - òîâà å, êîåòî ïîçâîëÿâà íà ÷îâåêà, ïðàâåéêè ãðåøêà äà êàæå:”Òàêà ñè è çíàåõ!”
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3rd June 2005 12:19 #12
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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3rd June 2005 12:20 #13Dark SkywalkerGuestÄîñòà ñå ÷óäåõ êàêâî äà òè îòãîâîðÿ è íàé-íàêðàÿ ðåøèõ, ÷å òè ñè âèðóñ-êîìáèíàöèÿ ìåæäó êóõà ëåéêà-äîñàäíèöà, êîíñêà ìóõà è ñëàäêî îò ôðåíñêî ãðîçäå. Íå ñëóøàø êàòî òè ãîâîðÿò, äîñàæäàø, äîíàñÿø òóê ìðúñîòèè îò äðóãè ìåñòà è ÷îâåê íå ìîæå äà òå èç÷èñòè îò ôîðóìà.
Originally Posted by Gorgona_Meduza
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3rd June 2005 16:48 #14Îïðåäåëåíèåòî ìè õàðåñà, ñàìî äåòî ïðîïóñíà åäíà âàæíà ïîäðîáíîñò. Ìîæåø äà ÿ èç÷èñòèø îò ôîðóìà, àêî òè ïúê íå ìîæåø, Öâåòêîâ íÿìà äà èìà íèùî ïðîòèâ ñ íåãîâèòå ïðúñò÷åòà
Originally Posted by Dark Skywalker
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If you can read this, then you aren't "well" Îverclockåd yet...!!!
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3rd June 2005 17:20 #15
 êîíêðåòíèÿ ñëó÷àé, íå ìîãà äà íå çàñòàíà íà ñòðàíàòà íà Ãîðãîíà_Ìåäóçà. Ìàëêî èëè ìíîãî íå å ïðèÿòíî ïîëîæåíèåòî â êîåòî ñå íàìèðà. Ïîñòàâåòå ñå íà íåéíî ìÿñòî.
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3rd June 2005 17:43 #16
Ìàé íå ÷åòà äîñòàòú÷íî ðåäîâíî ôîðóìà, íî íå âèæäàì íèùî äðàçíåùî â ïîñòîâåòå íà Ãîðãîíàòà, à îùå ïî-ìàëêî â òàçè òåìà. Êúäå-êúäå ïî-ãîëåìè ãëóïîñòè ñúì âèæäàë äà ñå êîìåíòèðàò, äîðè è â "ñåðèîçíèòå" ðàçäåëè! À òàçè òåìà òðÿáâàøå äà ïîëó÷è îòãîâîðè îò ðîäà íà:
Àç ìàé ñúì ñðåùàë äîñòà "ãðèïîâèäíè" äåâîéêè, íî â ìîìåíòà ìå å áàðíàë åäèí îãðîìåí ðàê è íÿìà èçìúêâàíå... Âúïðåêè ÷å â îôèñà îò â÷åðà ñå ïîäâèçàâà åäíà åäðà øàðêà....
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4th June 2005 01:27 #17Banned
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Àç ñúùî íå âèæäàì ïðè÷èíà òîëêîâà äà ñå ïåíèòå. Ìúòíèÿò Õîäåù-ïî-Íåáåòî äà âçåìå äà ïðåãîâîðè ùî òî SPAM.  ìîìåíòà ñå çàÿæäà ñ Gorgona íà ëè÷íà îñíîâà. Êàêòî êàçàõ è ïðåäè â åäíà äðóãà òåìà, èìàõìå ñè äîðè "êðàëèöà íà ñïàìà", àìà òîãàâà íåùî ãî ñïèðàøå äà ñå èçêàçâà òàêà...
Originally Posted by gtzvetkov

P.S. Âåðîÿòíî å ÿäîñàí íà æåíèòå, ÷å íå èäâàò äà ìó îïðàâÿò àïàðòàìåíòà.
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4th June 2005 10:46 #18Äà äå, è àç òîâà âèêàì, òà äàæå çàñòàâàì è çàä íåÿ.
Originally Posted by Valeri
Øåãóâàì ñå. 
Òà ïî òåìàòà, âñåêè ïîæèâÿë ìàëêî ïîâå÷êî, ïðåäïîëàãàì ñå å ñáëúñêâàë ñ âñåêè îò èçáðîåíèòå âèðóñè, èëè íàé-ìàëêîòî ìó ïðåäñòîè äà ñå ñáëúñêà.
Ìèð âàì.
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4th June 2005 11:16 #19Dark SkywalkerGuestÕà, ÷àêàé áå.................................. ?!?
Originally Posted by Valeri

Êîé ñå çàÿæäà ñ êîãî? (Çà òåá ÿñíî, ÷å ñå çàÿæäàø ñ âñåêè - ñúñ è áåç ïðè÷èíà.) Ãîðãóçà ïèòà íåùî, àç îòãîâàðÿì. Àêî íå å èñêàëà äà ïðî÷åòå êàêâî ñúì ïèñàë àç, äà íå å ïóùàëà òåìà â îòâîðåí ôîðóì! Íèòî ñúì êîìåíòèðàë, ÷å ñïàìè - àç íåèí ïîñò íå ñúì òðèë, åëå ïúê íà òàêîâà îñíîâàíèå.
Àìè ñëåä êàòî ïàê ñè ãî íàïèñàë... Àáå çíàåø ëè êàêâî? Àðå âëà÷è....
Originally Posted by ÒÈ ÃÎ
Òè çíàåø ëè àç êîÿ çîäèÿ ñúì?
Originally Posted by Gorgona_Meduza
Last edited by Dark Skywalker; 4th June 2005 at 11:22.
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3rd June 2005 12:57 #20
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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3rd June 2005 13:25 #21
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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3rd June 2005 13:25 #22
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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3rd June 2005 14:18 #23
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up!
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3rd June 2005 14:28 #24
[Mod. Edit] (The Penalty) - Èçòðèò ïîñò áåç âðúçêà ñ òåìàòà.
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3rd June 2005 14:29 #25
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Îïèòúò - òîâà å, êîåòî ïîçâîëÿâà íà ÷îâåêà, ïðàâåéêè ãðåøêà äà êàæå:”Òàêà ñè è çíàåõ!”






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