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    A soldier stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear
    John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as
    follows:

    "Dear Ricky,
    I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
    just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
    you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
    Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
    Love, Becky.............."
    The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
    snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
    ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included
    all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his
    buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
    note:
    "Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f***
    you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest
    back to me.
    Take care,
    Ricky ..... "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fear
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