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18th August 2005 14:02 #1
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Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!
If you want a little brother, kick your dad and fuck your mother
Mean people suck, Nice people swallow!
Sex is evil,sex is a sin,sins are forgiven so let's begin!
Sex is like math:add the bed,substract the clothes,divide the legs,multiply
the orgasm!
Conficius says:a boy who go to sleep with stiff (1. , ;2. , ) problem wakes up with solution in hand.
Roses are red,violets are blue,I am beautiful,but...what happened to YOU?!
Don't be sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too!
Sex is like: Nokia-connecting people,Nike-just do it!,Pepsi-ask for more,Samsung-everyone is invited,and like YOU- too good to be true!
If you've noticed this notice,you'll notice that this notice is not worth noticing so you'll notice not to notice this notice again.
Kiss me and you'll see the stars.Love me and i'll give them to you.
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid
BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!
How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found!
Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Don't drink water. Fish fuck in it!
Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself
How do you keep an idiot in suspense ?????? ............. ............ ... tell you later !!!
This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again ...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY ... HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91 milion are at a party and one sad fucker is reading his msg!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,blondy cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! ... Now read it without the word cat...
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18th August 2005 14:18 #2
-, SMS-. Confucius says (one line jokes).
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It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
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18th August 2005 15:17 #3
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19th August 2005 11:31 #4
Join Date: Nov:2001
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
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- Fuk it!Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
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23rd August 2005 00:31 #5
"Mnogo se izvinqvam, obache chovek ne moje da mirishe taka. Ne i ako e jiv"
"Tolkova mi lipsvash che ne moga mislq, ne moga da spq, ne moga qm. Pone nishto pyrjeno sys sigurnost"
Mtel
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23rd August 2005 00:56 #6
Originally Posted by The Penalty

"He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up."

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Man whose head is to be smashed like coconut, never stays still.
Don't drink water! Fish fuck in it.
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