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8th September 2005 10:15 #1
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8th September 2005 12:38 #6It's a man's world, but it would be nothing
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Alabama
State Law
* It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
* Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
* Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
* It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
* You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
* Masks may not be worn in public.
* Interracial couples may not marry. (Repealed)
* Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.
* No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".
* Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
* Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
Local Law
Anniston
* You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Huntsville
* If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
Jasper
* It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb.
Lee County
* It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Mobile
* It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
Montgomery
* It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. (Repealed)
Alaska
State Law
* Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
* While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
* It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Local Law
Fairbanks
* It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Haines
* A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
Arizona
State Law
* Hunting camels is prohibited.
* There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
* Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
* It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
* When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
* You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Local Law
Glendale
* Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Globe
* Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Maricopa County
* No more than six girls may live in any house. (Repealed)
Mesa
* It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County
* A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Prescott
* No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Tempe
* One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
Tombstone
* It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Tucson
* Women may not wear pants.
Arkansas
State Law
* The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
Local Law
Little Rock
* Dogs may not bark after 6 PM
* Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term
* It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
California
State Law
* Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
* Bathhouses are against the law.
* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
* Women may not drive in a house coat.
* No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Local Law
Alhambra
* You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Baldwin Park
* Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
* City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Blythe
* You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Carmel
* Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
* Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Cathedral City
* It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
* Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
* One may not bring their dog to school.
Chico
* It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
* Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
* It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
* Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Dana Point
* One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
Hermosa Beach
* It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
Hollywood
* It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Indian Wells
* Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
* Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
* Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
Lompoc
* It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
Long Beach
* Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
* It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles
* It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
* You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
* You may not hunt moths under a street light.
* It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
* Toads may not be licked.
* It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
Norco
* Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle. However, this does not apply to a vehicle which is attempting to sell something.
* It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
* All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
* Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Ontario
* Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Pacific Grove
* It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Palm Springs
* It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
Pasadena
* It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Prunedale
* Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
Redlands
* Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
Riverside
* One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
San Diego
* The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
San Francisco
* Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
* It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
* Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
* Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
San Jose
* It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
San Luis Obispo
* Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
Santa Monica
* You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
Shasta Lake
* One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Temecula
* Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
Walnut
* Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
* Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
* Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
* Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
* One may not leave sand in their own driveway.
Colorado
State Law
* Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
* No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
* It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
* Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
Local Law
Alamosa
* Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
* Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
* To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
* Persons may not urinate in public.
Colorado Springs
* It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Cripple Creek
* It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Denver
* The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
* It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
* You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
* It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
Durango
* It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
Logan County
* It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Louisville
* Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
Sterling
* Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Connecticut
State Law
* You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
* In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
* It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
* You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.
Local Law
Devon
* It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Guilford
* Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
Hartford
* You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
* You may not educate dogs.
* It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
New Britain
* It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Rocky Hill
* An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Southington
* Silly string is banned.
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