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    Registered User el_barbudo's Avatar
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    Òåëåôîíèòå â USA

    Ñòðàíííî ÷å íàïîñëåäúê âúâ âñåêè ôèëì, êîéòî ãëåäàì made in USA, íÿêîé êàòî ñè äàäå òåëåôîíà òîé å îò âèäà 555-xxxx. Ìíîãî èíòåðåñíî â ùàòèòå ñàìî 9999 òåëåôîííè àáîíàòà ëè èìàò èëè ùî?

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    Dark Traveler massacre's Avatar
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    555 å çàïàçåí êîä çà õîëèâóäñêèòå ïðîäóêöèè, äîêîëêîòî çíàì.
    Sarcasm is just one more service I îffer.
    Me, mad? Haha... quite likely.
    There is life. There is death. And then there is me.

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    Ãëåäàé "Ïîñëåäíèÿ Åêøúí Ãåðîé" ñ Àðíîëä Øâàðöåíåãåð. Òîÿ ôèëì å ïàðîäèÿ íà õîëèâúäñêèòå åêøúíè Òàì åäíî îò íåùàòà, ñ êîèòî ñå ãúáàðêàõà áåøå èìåííî òîâà.

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    Ïî ïðèíöèï âñè÷êè òåëåôîíè ïî ôèëìèòå çàïî÷âàò ñ 555, çàùîòî òúïèòå àìåðèêàíöè çàïî÷âàò äà ñå îáàæäàò íà òåçè òåëåôîíè êîèòî ãè êàçâàò ïî ôèëìèòå, à èíà÷å òàêàâà öåíòðàëà 555 íå ñúùåñòâóâà.
    PC1: MSI X670E Carbon | 7950X | RTX 3080 | LF360 | 32GB RAM 6400/C32 |
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    Àìè òàêà å çà äà íå çåìå íÿêîå òúïî ïàð÷å äà çâúíè äà òúðñè ãåðîÿ....

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    ×ëåí-êóðåñïîíäåíò Psychopompos's Avatar
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    Åòî òîâà ìàé å íàé-ôðàïèðàùèÿò ñëó÷àé: http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.asp
    It's a man's world, but it would be nothing
    without a woman or a girl.

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    MAXIMUM VELOCITY CBR's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobytt
    Àìè òàêà å çà äà íå çåìå íÿêîå òúïî ïàð÷å äà çâúíè äà òúðñè ãåðîÿ....
    Êúðòèèè!
    Íå áèõ ñå ó÷óäèë,èìà åäíà òàêàâà íàöèÿ äåòî ñè ñóøàò è êîòêèòå â ìèêðîâúëíîâàòà!
    Ridå Òî Live, Livå Òî Ridå

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    Íå ìèñëèòå ëè, ÷å àêî 90% îò åêøúí÷åòàòà ñå ñíèìàò ñ áúëãàðè è áúëãàðêè íà âèòîøêà èëè áîðèñîâàòà ãðàäèíà è òåëåôîíèòå çàïî÷âàò ñ 02, åé òàêà îò ÷èñòî ëþáîïèòñòâî, à íå çàùîòî ñìå "òúïè" è íèå ùå çâúíèì íà òÿõ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobytt
    Àìè òàêà å çà äà íå çåìå íÿêîå òúïî ïàð÷å äà çâúíè äà òúðñè ãåðîÿ....
    Òîâà âúîáùå íå å îñíîâíàòà ïðè÷èíà. Àç ëè÷íî íå áèõ èñêàë ìîÿò òåëåôîí äà ñå ñïîìåíàâà âúâ íÿêàêúâ ôèëì. Àêî òîâà ñòàíå, ìîãà äà îñúäÿ àâòîðèòå. Êàêòî å èçâåñòíî, â Àìåðèêà èìà çàêîíè è òå ñå ñïàçâàò. Çàòîâà âñè÷êè íîìåðà âúâ ôèëìèòå çàïî÷âàò ñ íåñúùåñòâóâàùèÿ 555.

    Quote Originally Posted by CBR
    Êúðòèèè!
    Íå áèõ ñå ó÷óäèë,èìà åäíà òàêàâà íàöèÿ äåòî ñè ñóøàò è êîòêèòå â ìèêðîâúëíîâàòà!
    Èìà äðóãè íàöèè (âåðîÿòíî äîñòà ïî-óìíè), êîèòî ñà ÷óëè çà ìèêðîâúëíîâàòà 20 ãîäèíè ñëåä èçîáðåòÿâàíåòî é. Íå å íåîáõîäèìî äà ñå èçõâúðëÿø òîëêîâà. Êàòî ñòàíåø ïðåäñòàâèòåë íà íàöèÿ, êîÿòî ïîíå ñè õâúðëÿ õàðòèéêàòà â êîø÷åòî, à íå íà çåìÿòà, òîãàâà ìîæå äà êîìåíòèðàìå ïàê ïðîáëåìà.
    Last edited by Valeri; 10th September 2005 at 03:29.

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    Ãàäíÿð ionstorm's Avatar
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    Ìè äà, èìà äà ñå ðúñÿò êàòî îçîãëàâåíè. Òî òàì ñèãóðíî ìîæåø äà îñúäèø è ôðèçüîðêàòà, ÷å íå òè õàðåñâà êàê òå å ïîäñòðèãàëà. Òî áèâà çàêîíè, ìîæå äà ñå ñïàçâàò, àìà òèÿ íàïðàâî ñà ñå çàìàÿëè. Ñèãóðíî èìàò íÿêàêâà òàéíà ìèñèÿ, äà íå îñòàíå è åäèí íåîñúæäàí àìåðèêàíåö.
    Quote Originally Posted by Valeri
    Êàòî ñòàíåø ïðåäñòàâèòåë íà íàöèÿ, êîÿòî ïîíå ñè õâúðëÿ õàðòèéêàòà â êîø÷åòî, à íå íà çåìÿòà, òîãàâà ìîæå äà êîìåíòèðàìå ïàê ïðîáëåìà.
    Å, èìà íÿêîëêî ïðåäñòàâèòåëÿ íà íàöèÿòà íè, êîèòî ñè õâúðëÿò õàðòèéêàòà â êîø÷åòî, íî òè ïðåäïîëàãàì ïîðàäè ðàçñòîÿíèåòî è âðåìåòî íÿìà êàê äà çíàåø, òàêà ÷å ùå ãî ïðåãëúòíåì...òîçè ïúò.
    Quote Originally Posted by Valeri
    Êàêòî å èçâåñòíî, â Àìåðèêà èìà çàêîíè è òå ñå ñïàçâàò.
    Êîåòî å âÿðíî, âÿðíî ñè å. Åòî íÿêîè îò íàé-èíòåðåñíèòå, íà êîèòî ñúì ïîïàäàë:

    Alabama

    State Law
    * It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
    * Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
    * It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
    * Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
    * It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
    * You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
    * Masks may not be worn in public.
    * Interracial couples may not marry. (Repealed)
    * Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.
    * No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".
    * Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
    * Sex toys are banned throughout the state.

    Local Law
    Anniston
    * You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

    Huntsville
    * If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.

    Jasper
    * It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb.

    Lee County
    * It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

    Mobile
    * It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.

    Montgomery
    * It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. (Repealed)

    Alaska

    State Law
    * Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
    * While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
    * It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

    Local Law
    Fairbanks
    * It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

    Haines
    * A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.

    Arizona

    State Law
    * Hunting camels is prohibited.
    * There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
    * Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
    * It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
    * When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
    * You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

    Local Law
    Glendale
    * Cars may not be driven in reverse.

    Globe
    * Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

    Maricopa County
    * No more than six girls may live in any house. (Repealed)

    Mesa
    * It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

    Mohave County
    * A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

    Prescott
    * No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

    Tempe
    * One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.

    Tombstone
    * It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

    Tucson
    * Women may not wear pants.

    Arkansas

    State Law
    * The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

    Local Law
    Little Rock
    * Dogs may not bark after 6 PM
    * Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term
    * It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

    California

    State Law
    * Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
    * Bathhouses are against the law.
    * It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
    * Women may not drive in a house coat.
    * No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

    Local Law
    Alhambra
    * You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

    Baldwin Park
    * Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

    Belvedere
    * City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

    Blythe
    * You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

    Carmel
    * Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
    * Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

    Cathedral City
    * It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
    * Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
    * One may not bring their dog to school.

    Chico
    * It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
    * Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
    * It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
    * Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

    Dana Point
    * One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.

    Hermosa Beach
    * It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.

    Hollywood
    * It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

    Indian Wells
    * Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
    * Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
    * Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.

    Lompoc
    * It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

    Long Beach
    * Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
    * It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

    Los Angeles
    * It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
    * You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
    * You may not hunt moths under a street light.
    * It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
    * Toads may not be licked.
    * It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

    Norco
    * Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle. However, this does not apply to a vehicle which is attempting to sell something.
    * It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
    * All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
    * Growing oleander flowers is illegal.

    Ontario
    * Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

    Pacific Grove
    * It is illegal to molest butterflies.

    Palm Springs
    * It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

    Pasadena
    * It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

    Prunedale
    * Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

    Redlands
    * Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

    Riverside
    * One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

    San Diego
    * The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

    San Francisco
    * Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
    * It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
    * Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
    * Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

    San Jose
    * It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.

    San Luis Obispo
    * Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.

    Santa Monica
    * You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

    Shasta Lake
    * One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.

    Temecula
    * Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

    Walnut
    * Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
    * Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
    * Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
    * Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
    * One may not leave sand in their own driveway.

    Colorado

    State Law
    * Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
    * No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
    * It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
    * Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

    Local Law
    Alamosa
    * Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
    * Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
    * To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
    * Persons may not urinate in public.

    Colorado Springs
    * It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

    Cripple Creek
    * It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

    Denver
    * The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
    * It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
    * You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
    * It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

    Durango
    * It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.

    Logan County
    * It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

    Louisville
    * Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.

    Sterling
    * Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

    Connecticut

    State Law
    * You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
    * In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
    * It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
    * You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.

    Local Law
    Devon
    * It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

    Guilford
    * Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.

    Hartford
    * You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
    * You may not educate dogs.
    * It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

    New Britain
    * It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

    Rocky Hill
    * An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.

    Southington
    * Silly string is banned.

    Áàñè, ÷å àç â áîìáîóáåæèùå äà æèâåÿ íà äâà åòàæà ïîä çåìÿòà è äà íå èçëèçàì íà ñëúíöå ïàê ùå ìå îñúäÿò çà íåùî.
    Last edited by ionstorm; 10th September 2005 at 04:51.
    À-À-ÌÀ-ÕÀ!

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    Íå ñúì çàáåëÿçàë õîðàòà äà ñå ñúäÿò çà ùÿëî è íåùÿëî*, íî åäíî ïîêàçâàíå íà òåëåôîííèÿ òè íîìåð ïðåä åäíà ìíîãîìèëèîííà àóäèòîðèÿ îïðåäåëåíî ïðåäñòàâÿëâà èíòåðåñ çà çàâåæäàíå íà äåëî. Àç ëè÷íî, íà ìÿñòîòî íà ïîòúðïåâø, áèõ ãî íàïðàâèë. Âñè÷êî å áèçíåñ, ÷óæäèòå ïðîïóñêè ñà òâîè ïîëçè.

    * - ñàìî çà ñïðàâêà, êîíñóëòàöèÿ ïðè àäâîêàò çà ôèíàíñîâè îòíîøåíèÿ ñòðóâà îêîëî $250 â Òîðîíòî. Àêî ñëó÷àÿ ñå ïîåìå îò àäâîêàò, âñåêè ÷àñ, êîéòî òîé ñå çàíèìàâà ñ òâîèòå ïðîáëåìè, ùå òè ñòðóâà îêîëî $450. Äà êàæåì íà òåîðèÿ, ÷å ïîëçâàø 20 ÷àñà óñëóãèòå ìó, ñëàãàø $9000 è ñå íàäÿâàø ñúäèÿòà äà ðåøè äåëîòî â òâîÿ ïîëçà. Àêî òîâà íå ñòàíå è ðåøèø äà ïîäàâàø ìîëáà çà ïðåðàçãëåæäàíå, ïðèãîòâè îùå ïî $450/h.  òîçè ðåä íà ìèñëè, òîâà çà ñúäåíåòî íà êâàðòàëíàòà ôðèçüîðêà, ùîòî òè áèëà èçêðèâèëà áðåòîíà, ñà ïðèêàçêè íà âÿòúðà. Àêî íå ìîæåø äà ïðèãîòâèø ïàðè çà àäâîêàò (àêî å íåùî çàñóêàíî - ìíîãî äîáúð, ñúîòâåòíî îùå ïî-ñêúï), òîãàâà ùå ñè õîäèø ñ êðèâèÿ áðåòîí è òîëêîâà.

    P.S. Òîâà çà õàðòèéêàòà, àêî å èñòèíà, ñàìî ìîæå äà ìå ðàäâà. Ñèëíî ñå íàäÿâàì äà ñè ïðàâ è ñëåä âðåìå äà ñòàíàò ìíîçèíñòâî òåçè.

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