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15th May 2003 00:23 #1
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15th May 2003 07:44 #2
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15th May 2003 07:51 #3
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15th May 2003 08:54 #4
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The Excuse
A 55 year old man bought a new BMW, and while out driving
around one day, began to feel the awesome power and speed
of the car. Before he realized it, he was doing 90 mph
and lights begin to flash in his rear view mirror.
The man floored it, thinking the cop would never keep up.
Soon he was doing 150 mph. Just then he realized that the
cop could easily call for back up and block the road ahead,
so he decided to pull over.
As you can imagine, the cop was fuming. He told the man,
"Look, it's Friday and I'm at the end of my shift. If you
can give me a good excuse that I've never heard before, I'll
let you go."
The man thought for a moment and responded to the cop.
"O.K. Look. A couple of weeks ago, my wife ran off with
a police officer, and when I saw the lights, I thought it
was him trying to return her.", , , , . : " ..." , !
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15th May 2003 09:31 #5Originally posted by GeniusLoci
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15th May 2003 12:48 #6Originally posted by nana
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The Excuse
A 55 year old man bought a new BMW, and while out driving
around one day, began to feel the awesome power and speed
of the car. Before he realized it, he was doing 90 mph
and lights begin to flash in his rear view mirror.
The man floored it, thinking the cop would never keep up.
Soon he was doing 150 mph. Just then he realized that the
cop could easily call for back up and block the road ahead,
so he decided to pull over.
As you can imagine, the cop was fuming. He told the man,
"Look, it's Friday and I'm at the end of my shift. If you
can give me a good excuse that I've never heard before, I'll
let you go."
The man thought for a moment and responded to the cop.
"O.K. Look. A couple of weeks ago, my wife ran off with
a police officer, and when I saw the lights, I thought it
was him trying to return her."
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15th May 2003 14:26 #7
[QUOTE]Originally posted by morf
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15th May 2003 15:55 #8
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cyberjoke3000/messages - Al Lowe - 2-3

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How is air like sex? Because neither one is a big deal -- unless you're not getting any!
At a national sales meeting, one particularly cocky salesman was approached by an unhappy man. "Are you Bob Jones?" "That's me," replied Bob, confidently. "Bob's my name, selling's my game!" "Were you in Atlanta about two months ago?" Bob scrolled through his PDA. "Two months ago. Why, yeah, I was." "And did you stay at the Lacey Motel?" "Now, let's see. Yep, Lacey Motel." "In room 3121?" "Hang on," he murmured, as he scanned his device, "Yes, I did." "Next to one Mrs. Porter?" "Mrs. Porter? Hmm... Why, yes, she was in 3123." "And did you sleep with her?" "Just a second," the salesman replied. "Yes. You're right. We did play a bit of the ol' in-and-out." The stranger blushed. "Well, I'm Bill Porter, her husband, and Mr. Jones, I don't like it one bit!" Bob clicked his PDA again. "Mrs. Porter, Lacey Motel, #3123... No, sir. Neither did I!"




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