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    The Excuse
    A 55 year old man bought a new BMW, and while out driving
    around one day, began to feel the awesome power and speed
    of the car. Before he realized it, he was doing 90 mph
    and lights begin to flash in his rear view mirror.

    The man floored it, thinking the cop would never keep up.
    Soon he was doing 150 mph. Just then he realized that the
    cop could easily call for back up and block the road ahead,
    so he decided to pull over.

    As you can imagine, the cop was fuming. He told the man,
    "Look, it's Friday and I'm at the end of my shift. If you
    can give me a good excuse that I've never heard before, I'll
    let you go."

    The man thought for a moment and responded to the cop.
    "O.K. Look. A couple of weeks ago, my wife ran off with
    a police officer, and when I saw the lights, I thought it
    was him trying to return her."
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    Originally posted by GeniusLoci
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    Originally posted by nana
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    The Excuse
    A 55 year old man bought a new BMW, and while out driving
    around one day, began to feel the awesome power and speed
    of the car. Before he realized it, he was doing 90 mph
    and lights begin to flash in his rear view mirror.

    The man floored it, thinking the cop would never keep up.
    Soon he was doing 150 mph. Just then he realized that the
    cop could easily call for back up and block the road ahead,
    so he decided to pull over.

    As you can imagine, the cop was fuming. He told the man,
    "Look, it's Friday and I'm at the end of my shift. If you
    can give me a good excuse that I've never heard before, I'll
    let you go."

    The man thought for a moment and responded to the cop.
    "O.K. Look. A couple of weeks ago, my wife ran off with
    a police officer, and when I saw the lights, I thought it
    was him trying to return her."

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by morf
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